Well, I already have two kitties and tons of fish.
And my mom doesn't want to take care of any other animals, even though I've told her I could take care of it
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." -Not sure..
"I'm not complaining, I'm simply explaining my needs." (Me and my friend made this up.)
Oh! Oh! Me has a story.
Well, ok, about a couple days ago, I was at the denist getting a tooth pulled out and I was looking up at the ceiling... and I farted! Then the dentist was like "..Um, are you ok? Need to go to the bathroom?" Then I start…