500 Word contest

Darkist Angel · August 2009

Ok for some odd reason while talking to Para I thought about this. So this is how it goes. There will be two different ones that you can enter. 1. You think of a paragraph that is really randome. But it must contain these items, - Cheese - High - Tree - Pink - Water Bottle - Ink - Snark Must be atleast 100 words but no more then 500. This one will be judged by how crazy, cooky and weared it is. 2. So I want this one to be more Epic and Serious. But it must contain these items, - Light - Deamon - Angel - Ancient - Breed - Exotic Must be atleast 100 words but no more then 500. I want the paragraph(s) to make me go WOW. Prizes for each of them 1st, 1 Million 2nd, 500K 3rd, 250K And then there will be a few other things that you can choose from ~ 5 Years of Grooming ~ 5 Years of Grooming ~ 4 Years of Rough House ~ 1 Skill and Stat Maxing ~ 1 Skill and Stat Maxing 1st gets to choose first and two of them second gets to choose second and two of them Then third gets whats left. Entrants riK 9-5 Eating cheese gives me this crazy high. I'm totally serious! Like when I have it, I never have enough, and I'm always hoarding it, saving it for later - like how jaguars drag kills into trees to save them to eat? yeah, that's me and cheese. My favorite thing to do is get a bunch and cube it and put it in waterbottles - totally portable and easy to reseal! I have this one - it's pink. I got special glittery ink and decorated it so everyone knows it's "RIK's CHEESE," and won't take it. I seriously need it everywhere I go - I get kind of snarky and grumpy when I've gone too long without my cheese.... Brittsy My pink water-bottle goes everywhere that I go. There is not a single possibility that you can find me without it. Some call me weird, some say that I am quite snarky. But there is, indeed, a reason behind this behavior. You see, I am burdened with a very strange condition. The local doctors have not yet found the source of the problem. To cut a long story short, on certain Sunday afternoons, I fall into a crazed sort of high. If I were to put the experience in words, I feel as if I am sitting upon the tallest tree. And then, just like that, everything begins to swirl and contort. I begin to see visions of cheese. Yes, you heard me. Cheese. Provolone, Brie, Swiss, Danish Blue, Mozzarella. My mouth starts to pour floods of saliva, my eyes take on a glazed state. Running down the streets, maniacally listing all sorts of cheese is not an uncommon occurrence around these parts. It wouldnâ€™t be too disturbing, if I didnâ€™t do it naked. They call it Cheese Vision. The only cure would be to drink a litre of melted, smelly cheese each night at exactly 7:22 pm. Sometimes, it is hard to remember to take my cheesy medicine. I have even gotten it inked on both palms of my hands to remind me. I wonder if I will ever be rid of my Cheese Vision. woospecker I like pineapple. alot. pineapple is nice

especially when they are cut into decagons and have little chewy water bottle segments in. I have a friend called Bob. Bob hates pineapple, especially the ones cut into decagons with the chewy water bottle segments in. I think Bob is weird. HOW COULD HE NOT LIKE PINEAPPLE? Bob likes crunchy, gungy things better. His favorite thing to eat is the congealed Ink from under the toenails of a snark monster. He gives it to me when i go round to his house for tea, served mouldy and scented from the 100 day old breath of a snark monster. This, he calls 'a rare delicasy' because there is only one snark monster in the whole land of cheesepuffs. Thats another thing. Cheesepuffs. They grow on bushes and trees where i live with the unicorns. Im allergic to them, which is why im friends with Bob. because we are both weirdos, me because my face is always sky blue pink and the size and shape of a fire hydrant, and Bob because his house it on top of Gerard the giraffe's head and he doesnt like pineapple. Which is weird. History Maker I'm very sorry. I really mean it. How could I know a Water Bottle can do that much damage to the wall? And, my brother was the one that quished the Cheese flat and left it on the High chair. Honest. But the Tree... Um, I was trying to use up the rest of my paint. I can't help it that it was Pink; that's my favorite color. I just thought the tree needed so sprucing up. (ha ha) Oh, and the ink in the carpet; it's washable, I think. "Don't look at me with that Snark on your face!" Ha ha! Snark. "What did you say?" Uh oh, here we go again. VampireVenome My Pet Cheese is getting moldy. *Cries* So I decided to try something new so i ground it up into a powder and tried to Snark it...That was not such a good idea. It tried to get in a fight with a Pink and Purple Telephone pole. What was i to do? I grabbed my trusty Watter Bottle and had to climb very High up a mountain... then on the top of the mountain i had to climb up the tallest Tree i could find. When i got there Cheese had already goten away from a bear by squirting wierd moldy cheese Ink in his eye and stombing the bears paw with his high heels and devilishly good charm... then he ran. Tiffer One day I was walking down the street which that day it was quite dreary. Which made me be very mean also snarky. Then my friend Peter walked by me. He was where some nice pink high heels. Which made made him look very much like a girl. He has been acting weird ever since he ate that nasty blue-green cheese. â€œThat restaurant should make some better cheese â€œ said the very nice dog. Who was quenching his thirst by drinking out of that nasty old water bottle. There was some smeared hard to read words. But you could barely tell what it said. So I was being nice and grabbed an old water dish and wrote in black ink Sammy's bowl on it. As I carried the dog in. There was a nice old fat and bright yellow bird in the tree. He came up to the window. He ramed his head into the window. We think that the windex had the high window to clean again. borderprince The light beamed into my eyes as another day in living hell begins. Ever since my father King Harold passed away the demons are out to get me. I never wouldâ€™ve imagined how much this Ancient city has fallen into shambles. The only hope is for the Angel Charles Beckham to come and drive these beasts away. But where I am now there is no hope for tomorrow. I have gone into hiding so I only have my exotic dog Walker. He is the type of breed you can barley find around Egypt (Mastiff). Until I get out of here without being seen by the devilâ€™s guards I can slip my way out of this chamber to find Charles. I will escape my way out in three days (the demonâ€™s worshiping day to their leader)â€¦Ok itâ€™s now my time to escape away from here to find Charles, I am now out of my hiding spot and I will fight to the death if I have to andâ€¦The owner of this diary never was found only his dog was, whimpering next to his diary his master once held no one really knows what happened to him did he die from starvation? Murder? Some even think that he hid himself into salvation and are living with us to this day unseen and undetected until we find out this is are only evidence until someone tells us the truth of what happened to Prince Harold IIâ€¦

riK9-5 · August 2009

OMG made me laugh so much - great contest idea. So much fun to just be an idiot and blabber like this

Eating cheese gives me this crazy high. I'm totally serious! Like when I have it, I never have enough, and I'm always hoarding it, saving it for later - like how jaguars drag kills into trees to save them to eat? yeah, that's me and cheese. My favorite thing to do is get a bunch and cube it and put it in waterbottles - totally portable and easy to reseal! I have this one - it's pink. I got special glittery ink and decorated it so everyone knows it's "RIK's CHEESE," and won't take it. I seriously need it everywhere I go - I get kind of snarky and grumpy when I've gone too long without my cheese....:D It's 118 words. I had microsoft Word count for me

SylverWyndIV · August 2009

My pink water-bottle goes everywhere that I go. There is not a single possibility that you can find me without it. Some call me weird, some say that I am quite snarky. But there is, indeed, a reason behind this behavior. You see, I am burdened with a very strange condition. The local doctors have not yet found the source of the problem. To cut a long story short, on certain Sunday afternoons, I fall into a crazed sort of high. If I were to put the experience in words, I feel as if I am sitting upon the tallest tree. And then, just like that, everything begins to swirl and contort. I begin to see visions of cheese. Yes, you heard me. Cheese. Provolone, Brie, Swiss, Danish Blue, Mozzarella. My mouth starts to pour floods of saliva, my eyes take on a glazed state. Running down the streets, maniacally listing all sorts of cheese is not an uncommon occurrence around these parts. It wouldnâ€™t be too disturbing, if I didnâ€™t do it naked. They call it Cheese Vision. The only cure would be to drink a litre of melted, smelly cheese each night at exactly 7:22 pm. Sometimes, it is hard to remember to take my cheesy medicine. I have even gotten it inked on both palms of my hands to remind me. I wonder if I will ever be rid of my Cheese Vision. hope that is okay

Darkist Angel · August 2009

Thank you both for entering. I giggled quite a few times when reading them so props for yous!

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woodpecker · August 2009

I like pineapple. alot. pineapple is nice

especially when they are cut into decagons and have little chewy water bottle segments in. I have a friend called Bob. Bob hates pineapple, especially the ones cut into decagons with the chewy water bottle segments in. I think Bob is weird. HOW COULD HE NOT LIKE PINEAPPLE? Bob likes crunchy, gungy things better. His favorite thing to eat is the congealed Ink from under the toenails of a snark monster. He gives it to me when i go round to his house for tea, served mouldy and scented from the 100 day old breath of a snark monster. This, he calls 'a rare delicasy' because there is only one snark monster in the whole land of cheesepuffs. Thats another thing. Cheesepuffs. They grow on bushes and trees where i live with the unicorns. Im allergic to them, which is why im friends with Bob. because we are both weirdos, me because my face is always sky blue pink and the size and shape of a fire hydrant, and Bob because his house it on top of Gerard the giraffe's head and he doesnt like pineapple. Which is weird. xD ok, that must me the randomest thing i have come up with... ill do the other one later =]

Darkist Angel · August 2009

woodpecker wrote:

I like pineapple. alot. pineapple is nice especially when they are cut into decagons and have little chewy water bottle segments in. I have a friend called Bob. Bob hates pineapple, especially the ones cut into decagons with the chewy water bottle segments in. I think Bob is weird. HOW COULD HE NOT LIKE PINEAPPLE? Bob likes crunchy, gungy things better. His favorite thing to eat is the congealed Ink from under the toenails of a snark monster. He gives it to me when i go round to his house for tea, served mouldy and scented from the 100 day old breath of a snark monster. This, he calls 'a rare delicasy' because there is only one snark monster in the whole land of cheesepuffs. Thats another thing. Cheesepuffs. They grow on bushes and trees where i live with the unicorns. Im allergic to them, which is why im friends with Bob. because we are both weirdos, me because my face is always sky blue pink and the size and shape of a fire hydrant, and Bob because his house it on top of Gerard the giraffe's head and he doesnt like pineapple. Which is weird. xD ok, that must me the randomest thing i have come up with... ill do the other one later =]

Ha that made me laugh AFTER I read it for some odd reason.

History Maker · August 2009

I'm very sorry. I really mean it. How could I know a Water Bottle can do that much damage to the wall? And, my brother was the one that quished the Cheese flat and left it on the High chair. Honest. But the Tree... Um, I was trying to use up the rest of my paint. I can't help it that it was Pink; that's my favorite color. I just thought the tree needed so sprucing up. (ha ha) Oh, and the ink in the carpet; it's washable, I think. "Don't look at me with that Snark on your face!" Ha ha! Snark. "What did you say?" Uh oh, here we go again.

113 words says Microsoft Word.

DustyVinci · August 2009

Hahaha Darkist, this whole thread is genius. I laughed SO hard! my mom's prolly like "wth"

Minx · August 2009

My Pet Cheese is getting moldy. *Cries* So I decided to try something new so i ground it up into a powder and tried to Snark it...That was not such a good idea. It tried to get in a fight with a Pink and Purple Telephone pole. What was i to do? I grabbed my trusty Watter Bottle and had to climb very High up a mountain... then on the top of the mountain i had to climb up the tallest Tree i could find. When i got there Cheese had already goten away from a bear by squirting wierd moldy cheese Ink in his eye and stombing the bears paw with his high heels and devilishly good charm... then he ran. 133 i believe... unless i counted wrong XD

CORY · August 2009

One day I was walking down the street which that day it was quite dreary. Which made me be very mean also snarky. Then my friend Peter walked by me. He was where some nice pink high heels. Which made made him look very much like a girl. He has been acting weird ever since he ate that nasty blue-green cheese. â€œThat restaurant should make some better cheese â€œ said the very nice dog. Who was quenching his thirst by drinking out of that nasty old water bottle. There was some smeared hard to read words. But you could barely tell what it said. So I was being nice and grabbed an old water dish and wrote in black ink Sammy's bowl on it. As I carried the dog in. There was a nice old fat and bright yellow bird in the tree. He came up to the window. He ramed his head into the window. We think that the windex had the high window to clean again. 169 words

Not that funny to me. But i thought it was odd. Probably will make one for the serous one later ^^

Darkist Angel · August 2009

DustyVinci wrote:

Hahaha Darkist, this whole thread is genius. I laughed SO hard! my mom's prolly like "wth"

Thank you, haha, like I said I was talking nonsence to para at like 3am so this is what I was talking like, I used all those words and added a nutt eating kitten in there aswell.

Dogusluver · August 2009

The light beamed into my eyes as another day in living hell begins. Ever since my father King Harold passed away the demons are out to get me. I never wouldâ€™ve imagined how much this Ancient city has fallen into shambles. The only hope is for the Angel Charles Beckham to come and drive these beasts away. But where I am now there is no hope for tomorrow. I have gone into hiding so I only have my exotic dog Walker. He is the type of breed you can barley find around Egypt (Mastiff). Until I get out of here without being seen by the devilâ€™s guards I can slip my way out of this chamber to find Charles. I will escape my way out in three days (the demonâ€™s worshiping day to their leader)â€¦Ok itâ€™s now my time to escape away from here to find Charles, I am now out of my hiding spot and I will fight to the death if I have to andâ€¦The owner of this diary never was found only his dog was, whimpering next to his diary his master once held no one really knows what happened to him did he die from starvation? Murder? Some even think that he hid himself into salvation and are living with us to this day unseen and undetected until we find out this is are only evidence until someone tells us the truth of what happened to Prince Harold IIâ€¦ It's 243 words Microsoft word told me so lol I hope you like it I just made it up as I went xD

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