Most frequently asked question about your dog?

UnknownDreamland · February 2009

"How's Stellaby!?" There's this really sweet elderly woman whole lives across the street from us that is quite certain my dog's name is that, and asks us every time we meet on a walk. "She looks 15 years old! How old is she?" 5. She's got a grey face so people assume she's old. But white is creeping up on it. :[ "Was she in the Winn Dixie movie?" Uh.. No? She's a shepherd mix. How about you? You can do it per dog, since I know quite a few of you have multiple dogs.

Faeriegirl83 · February 2009

"What's her name?" He's a boy. :roll: Just has an extremely feminine figure. "How's Lightning?" *cough* It's Thunder "What breed is he? Lab, right?" Nope! He's a Flat-Coat. Everybody thinks I'm just making the breed up. ^^ He looks like a black golden retriever!

MuckyDuckBrendon · February 2009

Not a question but Awe, Look at the labradoodles Uhm, Their poodles What are their names: Bonita and Consuela -mumbles something under breath- Get Your Dog under controle! She's Barking, shes a dog, and your dog just spent 20mins barking at us, get YOUR dog under controle Dogwalking is hard.. too many nasy old people.

NickelbackLuver · February 2009

Most people ask/comment on Tucker's hair xD I dont remember most of the questions, its usually what breed he is (this applies to all my dogs)

Pepper97 · February 2009

OH!!! I love this. Been waiting for it! Roscoe(great dane): How old is he?!?: We don't know. Maybe 5 or 6? Does he have a saddle?!?: No. It will break his back if people ride him. How much does he WEIGH?!?: 178 lbs. and growing.

TheDogHandler · February 2009

Lmao. What is it? Uhh. black & tan.. the first image to my mind is a ROTTWEILER?! jk some people are thick xD

SC`s Stars II · February 2009

My dog Holly: (when she was preggy) "Goodness that pup is chubby!" Erm, she's pregnant... My dog Holly: (some mother on the street to her child) "Honey, look at that girl's puppy! It's a labradoodle...right?" Um, no she's a german shepherd. My dog Max: (my one dog tends ot bite at strangers, so on walks he wears a muzzle) "Aw what a cute dog, may I pet him?" Sorry, no. He tends to be a bit nippy. (And you would think people would assume a dog with a muzzle tends to bite...WRONG!)

Jazz · February 2009

xD Look, Mommy! A Dalmatian! I bet his name is Pongo. Um, SHE is an English Pointer, and her name is Jazz. You shouldn't be jogging with a puppy. They need to rest. Uh, she's not a puppy. She's five years old. And she has more energy than I do. Is she a retired fire dog? (yes I serious get asked this a lot) Um, no. she's not even a dalmatian.

SC`s Stars II · February 2009

Jazz! That reminds me of another question peoples ask me... (during my break from running laps ont he track with my dog Max) You shouldn't run with a dog that age, they get exhausted far too easily. Well excuse me for excersizing my dog. He loves to run and keeps me going on the track. :roll:

Doggywhisperer · February 2009

Is it a he or a she? He. How old is he? 3 What is it? Aussiedoodle Can I pet him Yes Tell him to stop biting me! He isn't biting! He "mouths". He sorta opens his mouth around your hand, but never actually bites. He lives with kids for gosh's sake!

SC`s Stars II · February 2009

lmao! heh my cat does the same thing!

Zagari Wolf · February 2009

The most common questions for Emily are the following. Usually we get breed-specific questions. That's a red nose pit, right? Here nose just happens to be colored red, yes. But that isn't a special type of AMERICAN PIT BULL TERRIER. Why does she hop like a bunny? She's done it all her life. She has arthritis. Will your dog bite me? NO! Wait! Yes! lol Be afraid, be very afraid! j/k She doesn't bite! That dog is BA! Wanna breed her to my 100 pound, blue nose stud? :roll: Sorry, she is spayed. Most of DJ's questions revolve around his missing leg. How did he lose his leg? He got caught in a hunter's trap. What is he mixed with? He looks like a Lab mix. Nope! He is an Alaskan Malamute and Collie mix.

Simm · February 2009

All about Sim; <a href="http://i44.tinypic.com/35d2804.jpg"; target="_blank" class="bb-url">http://i44.tinypic.com/35d2804.jpg</a> *Edit* Sim 'grinning' - sorry about the size; <a href="http://i44.tinypic.com/5vw612.jpg"; target="_blank" class="bb-url">http://i44.tinypic.com/5vw612.jpg</a> Is he blind? Erm. No. SHE just has two different coloured eyes. She's barring her teeth at me! Tell her to stop! Actually shes just glad to meet/see you. Shes smiling at you. (ill upload a pic of it in a min, I actually caught it! :twisted: ) Is she trained? I heard Dalmatians are very stupid. [I actually punched this persons arm and bruised it. :twisted: ) No. She isnt stupid, and she can probably do more tricks than you. :evil: Can I pat your dog? Erm, sure .. (same person) Can I have your dog? NO you crazy psycho woman! go buy your own purebred/pedigree dog! *Edit*Whats her name? Simea. Its also written on her collar. (the person was at Sims head height, she could have just looked at her tag!) Did the breeder name her that? Gosh, I would change it if I were you. Actually, I named her myself. But thank you for informing me of your irrelevant (sp?) opinion. :roll:

Ryder1 · February 2009

What Kind Of Dog Is He? Everything. Lol.

Pry · February 2009

I had this very protective male German Shepard Bobby...absolutely gorgeous. He would always jump the fence (6ft :shock: ) and sit at the front door...One day I heard Bobby growl very deeply and knew something was up...I open the door and Bobby starts to bark at this kid at the driveway..I see that Bobby is about to jump up and let the kid know do not enter....So I grab his collar and try to hold him back, he's doing the back leg jump and I am using all my strength holding him back and I finally get control when the kids walks up and ask's "Do you want to buy some candy?" :roll: It's like sure...let me let go of the dog and go and get some change

Simm · February 2009

Pry wrote:

I had this very protective male German Shepard Bobby...absolutely gorgeous. He would always jump the fence (6ft :shock: ) and sit at the front door...One day I heard Bobby growl very deeply and knew something was up...I open the door and Bobby starts to bark at this kid at the driveway..I see that Bobby is about to jump up and let the kid know do not enter....So I grab his collar and try to hold him back, he's doing the back leg jump and I am using all my strength holding him back and I finally get control when the kids walks up and ask's "Do you want to buy some candy?" :roll: It's like sure...let me let go of the dog and go and get some change

Stupid kid!

I would be like. 'Im just gonna go now' and run away! :shock:

reina__ · February 2009

What breed is he? -SHE is a Great Dane/Lab cross. Is he aggressive? -No... she is just dominant. Sad eh?

SC`s Stars II · February 2009

"Hehehe mommy looky at that weiner dog! It looks like a hot dog!" :evil: You wouldn't want this dog to take a bite out of you! It's a DACHSHUND! not a weiner dog!

katie2794 · February 2009

Friend: Where's Your New Dog? Me: On Your Lap Friend: No He's Not Me: Yes SHE is Friend: Then Why can't I feel Her? SHE'S INVISIBLE DUH! HAVENT YOU EVER HEARD OF AN IMAGINERY FRIEND? SHHEEESH! lol jk but seriously Where's Shelby? (All my frineds ask) When we're clearly standing right next to her grave with her name HUGE on her tombstone!!

Mikey Makita · February 2009

'Does he bite?' (Lexie) 'No, SHE doesn't bite' 'Is he a wolf mix?' (Bruiser) 'o.O Noooo, he's a brindle terrier mix' 'Is she a weiner dog' (Anubia) 'Uhhh, no. Shes the same as her brothers there.' 'Yes she is! she has that long back!' 'Shes a terrier mix. I know.' -sigh- 'How old is he?' (Bobo) 'Two. He's just calm and peaceful' 'He must be sick' o.O the last one I find odd, but its happened xD Poor Bobos always thought to be sick cause he's so calm, and yet so young

UnknownDreamland · February 2009

XD I still remember when someone asked if Auzzy had beagle blood in him because he liked another beagle. It was.. odd.

TheDogHandler · February 2009

He's a big boy! Its a girl. She's a big girl! Its a boy. lmao people always manage to do that. always. even when there are the most obvious signs... :roll:

EpikLove · February 2009

Okay so once, this little boy asked. "Is your dog a COYOTE?! O__O; Erm... no. She's a Siberian Husky. xDDD And then Woah! Look mommy! There's a HUGE WOLF THERE! Me: O__o; I'll just be going now. xD My dog obviously [to most people XD] looks like coyote/wolf/husky/malamute but she really is a purebred Siberian Husky. ;-;

reina__ · February 2009

Wolf... wow. Some people are just not that bright. I watched a video on Youtube of a woman walking her Newfie and the person taping it was like, "OMG! IS THAT A BEAR?!" :shock:

Get a clue people!

Faeriegirl83 · February 2009

Ooooh these made me laugh sooo hard. I love 'seeing how far human evolution has come', as another thread here said.

UnknownDreamland · February 2009

Tina Wolf wrote:

Ooooh these made me laugh sooo hard. I love 'seeing how far human evolution has come', as another thread here said.

XD Yup. I'd think the human species had made at least -some- progress in the thousands of years we've existed.... Unless we have progressed.. o.o

Kazuko · February 2009

As I don't have a dog of my own, I'm usually caught staring at the one in petshops. (Don't say 'PUPPYMILL!' because this petshop keeps records of info for all the breeders that these pups come from, so you can contact them, meet the parents of the pups, ask about previous health conditions in the lines, etc) However, I tend to be mistaken for working there. xD "Is that a pit bull?" "Uh... No?" "What is it!" "It's a boxer.. >_>" "How can you tell?" "Pitties don't have docked tails or box-shaped muzzles. And it says so. Right there." (Guy telling his girlfriend, trying to show off) "Look, that's a Japanese dog! They get to be the size of great danes!" "Uh.. No. It's not. That's an American Akita. They get to be the size of mastiffs if you're lucky." "It's an akita. It's Japanese." "No. It's an American Akita." "That just means it was born in America. God. Racist." ">_> It's called an American Akita because it has German Shepherd blood. When WWII took place, the Americans decided to kill any dog without GSD blood, or not carrying GSD pups. Because of this, most of the JAPANESE akita were killed off. By the end of the war there were only SEVEN Japanese akita left." "So? There's no difference." "American akitas are bigger and more prone to aggression, hyperness, barking, etc because of the German Shepherd in them." "Yeah right. Come on, honey."

SC`s Stars II · February 2009

Kazuko wrote:

As I don't have a dog of my own, I'm usually caught staring at the one in petshops. (Don't say 'PUPPYMILL!' because this petshop keeps records of info for all the breeders that these pups come from, so you can contact them, meet the parents of the pups, ask about previous health conditions in the lines, etc) However, I tend to be mistaken for working there. xD "Is that a pit bull?" "Uh... No?" "What is it!" "It's a boxer.. >_>" "How can you tell?" "Pitties don't have docked tails or box-shaped muzzles. And it says so. Right there." (Guy telling his girlfriend, trying to show off) "Look, that's a Japanese dog! They get to be the size of great danes!" "Uh.. No. It's not. That's an American Akita. They get to be the size of mastiffs if you're lucky." "It's an akita. It's Japanese." "No. It's an American Akita." "That just means it was born in America. God. Racist." ">_> It's called an American Akita because it has German Shepherd blood. When WWII took place, the Americans decided to kill any dog without GSD blood, or not carrying GSD pups. Because of this, most of the JAPANESE akita were killed off. By the end of the war there were only SEVEN Japanese akita left." "So? There's no difference." "American akitas are bigger and more prone to aggression, hyperness, barking, etc because of the German Shepherd in them." "Yeah right. Come on, honey."

The same thing happens to me at the pet store I visit a lot (like I need more dogs :roll: mum would kill me if I brought another pup home) Anyways here's the Q's I get: "Is that a weiner dog?" "No is a basset hound." "Do they call those markings tiger stripes?" (looing at a boxer pup with faint stripes on it's hip) "NO that color is called brindle, they don't really classify the stripes on all dogs." "What the -heck- is THAT thing?" "That thing is a Xoloitzcuintli (can't pronounce is, so I point to the sign on the side of the cage) or a Mexican Hairless dog." -their reply-"Mexican?, gosh don't make it sound foreign, I'm not stupid." -me thinking- Well if you weren't stupid, you would read the signs.

Kazuko · February 2009

Oh, one of my all-time favorites- "Aw! Look at the cute little Mexican dog! =D *points at chihuahua*" "Uh... Chihuahuas are.. Asian. xD;"

Tyka · February 2009

OMG owning a Mini Aussie or a Westie gets you alot of really stupid questions or statements from people. Coby my aussie: What kind is he? He looks like a Heeler. No he a mini Aussie. A what? A miniature Australian Shepherd. Otis my westie: Oh look at the scottie. She's so cute whats her name? He's a west highland white terrier. HE is a boy. And His name is Otis. Awww... She's so cute. People just arn't smart with less known breeds.

tarnish · February 2009

lmao my next door neighbor has a westie. I dont see how you get them mixed with scotties. Scotties have different faces and ears.

xD And when I used to have a dog, people just mainly asked the breed (border collie) and such. Most people thought she was a he.

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