1) once got hit in the head with a basketball and lost a tooth.<br><br>2) Who wants the check?<br><br>3) THE SCIENCE TEST IS FREAKING HARD!!!!!<br><br><br>(these are all random lines from emails with my friend. Copy and paste. )
[1] This cuddly pillow is hacking awesomee!<br>[2] Why is there an dude in pink polka-dotted flippers in our bathtub?<br>[3] Yer mom's a cage fighter<br>[4] I can't see him so he can't see me<br>[5] I'm a flipping toothfairy in this tutu<br>[6] Yeah, I'm pretty much random so deal with it<br>[7] Bert, put your freakin' collar on!<br><br><span style="font-size:75">Haha, wow I'm so random </span>
Holding you I hold everything.....<br>Your laugh melts my heart like a thousand matches are attacking it.<br><br><span style="font-size:67"> Yes, I thought I would add these</span>
Your brain smells like moon-pie dumplings.<br>
<br>April showers bring nice-smelling people.<br>
<br>The sound Duct tape makes when you unroll it is it's quack.<br>
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<br>April showers bring nice-smelling people.<br>
<br>The sound Duct tape makes when you unroll it is it's quack.<br>
<br>What happened to my finger? I don't remember.<br>
<br>What did I do yesterday?