Favorite quotes/sayings

SunnyDaysDontLie · October 2008

The last thread like this died

So, post all quotes here. Cus, I dont think this belongs in games... 'Oh my god, they killed Kenny!' Good girls are just bad girls who dont get caught 'Just ignore me.' 'I usually do' -Holly xD Erm.. so on o.o;

Jazz · October 2008

If you love something, set it free; if it's meant to be it'll come back to you. They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a bag of marshmallows, which is kinda the same thing. If you don't like my attitude, stop talking to me. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have attached them to my knees. There are more but they are non-kid-friendly XD

SunnyDaysDontLie · October 2008

Jazz wrote:

 They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a bag of marshmallows, which is kinda the same thing.

I like that one xDD

DiamondPuppy0809 · October 2008

If you're happy and you know it, CLAP YOUR HANDS! Haha. Maybe not a quote/saying, but I sure like it. *Claps hands*

Silver Husky · October 2008

My BFF showed me a copule videos about a ventriliquist/comedian named Jeff Dunham. He was really funny, here's a couple Jeff: You were suposse to take him to the spa! Peanut: I took him to the spa! Jose Jalepeno on a Stick: He put me in the veggitable steamer. Peanut: It's the same thing. Jeff: It is not the same thing! Peanut: Sure it is, it gets hot, it gets steamy, and when it's done it goes ding. Peanut: They should let me do the traffic reaport, I'd save everyone a lot of time and money. It's 8 o clock in the morning, everyone left their house at the same dang time! Back to you, call me back at 5:30 I'll tell you the same thing, but guess what, they're going the other way! They're more, but I won't repeat them for the same reason Jazz stated above. XD

KelseyRunner · October 2008

Heh.. me during one of my hyper spazzes "HAI RUNNER BUDDY! HOW YA DOIN GIRLFRAAAAN??" and she stared at me like 'o.o wtfh is up wit you, homey?' *Runner is mah doggy XD "Taco = 21!" "One word: Payback." 'That's TWO words!' "Joe has a 6 pack." 'Yeah, well, Nick has a five pack!' "Is that like.. 2 on one side, 3 on the other?" Heheh... will add more later.. good times, good times xD

Native_Serendipity · October 2008

I watched Cheaper by the Dozen over the weekend.

and so here's a couple. The father is Tom. Tom: You soaked his underwear in meat. That is so wrong. Funny, but wrong. [the story behind this..There's a family of 12 kids. One is in her twenties and moved out. She comes to visit with the family and 9 of the kids create this plan to get rid of her boyfriend. The make him fall in their swimming pool, and in the process of drying his clothes, they soak his underwear in meat and when he wears them, their dog runs after him and is biting his butt.] Tom: Clean up on aisle 12! [the story. one of the 12 kids, Mike, is obsessed with hockey. His athletic cup was being washed in the dishwasher and in the process of taking it out, one of the kids, sarah, lets go of it because it is hot. the athletic cup lands in a hot dish of red sauce. One of the twins comes running down the stairs and sees the red athletic cup, asking if that was blood. he then pukes and runs back upstairs. The father yells 'clean up on isle 12' on another kid comes to ask if he needs help cleaning up. Not seeing the puke, the kid slips on it and falls. The kid notices he's covered in puke, and pukes. The significance of 'clean up on isle 12' is that there are 12 kids.] Hank is one of the daughters boyfriend. Kate is the mother of the 12 kids. Hank: It's gettin' so as I can hardly go out in public any more. I mean, really, between the autograph hounds and the paparazzi... Kate: Autographs and everything? I mean, just the one commercial, and you have paparazzi? Hank: Yeah. I've never actually seen them, but, you know, they hide in the bush and... they get their shot. [the story behind this. Hank is just beginning his acting career. He's only been in one commercial and with him being so egotistical, he things the paparazzi is already following him] Jake is one of the 12 kids, obsessed with skateboarding. Jake: Dude, two words: need new skates. Kate: Dude, three words: paper route. [story behind this. he obviously wants new skates. the mother is telling him to get a job as a newspaper delivery boy to get them himself.] Tom: Dude, two words. Manners. [story behind this. Jake runs into the house and passed the neighbors that came to welcome them. He doesn't say hello or anything. His dad stops him, he turns and asks the child of the neighbors if he wants to help unpack] Nora is the oldest and lives away from the family with her boyfriend hank. Nora: Oh honey, there just welcoming you into the family. Hank: They set me on fire. Nora: Just your pants. Tom: Yah, this time it was my pants. But what if next time, it's my face. [motions to his face] This is the moneymaker! I'm not that good of an actor! This is how I get the jobs, I know that. [the story behind this. Nora was trying to get Hank into going to visit with her family. The kids don't like hank and do anything to get him away. With their last visit, the kids set hanks pants on fire - making him not wanting to see them again. Nora stated that they were welcoming him to the family. He complains saying that they will mess up his face, causing his life to go down the drain.] Tom: [phoning a "nanny" service - middle of calls] How many kids do I have? Twelve, but one doesn't live with me and one you never see cuz he's so mad. [next call] Tom: I have 2 kids, plus 10. [last call] Tom: Hello, I'll just hang up on myself. [hangs the phone up] [the story. Tom is a coach for the stallions football team. He's looking for a nanny and when asked how many kids he has, he's always turned down]

DiamondPuppy0809 · October 2008

Hehe. I like quoties ^.^ 'Everything has its beauty, just not everyone can see it.' 'Me & my friends are the sort of different... if my house was on fire, we'd be outside roasting marshmellows.' xD Love it. 'His name is Joe Jonas' *sighs in contentment* 'Isn't that soooo hott?' 'No. Hott isn't hott enough. Sexy is.' *daydreams* 'I've made him a new name.' *big eyes* 'OMG, what?' 'Sexy JOEY!' 'Joey?' 'Yes! Because if they call him Joe, obviously his name is Joseph. Hence, Sexy Joey. Because he's Joey... and he's sexy.' Haha random spurts.

EricaLee · October 2008

- "If you're not getting answers, ask better questions." (Cartel, Q) - "If we spend our time with regrets over yesterday, and worries over what might happen tomorrow, we have no today in which to live." (anonymous) - "Everybody dies, but not everybody lives." (anonymous) - "Live on the edge, just don't fall off." (anonymous) - "I arrived in America thinking the streets were paved with gold. I learned 3 things: 1. The streets were not paved with gold, 2. The streets were not paved at all, and 3. I was expected to pave them." (Unknown Italian immigrant, circa 1900's) - "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints" (Billy Joel). - "You cannot un-educate the person who has learned to read. You cannot humiliate the person who feels pride. You cannot oppress the people who are not afraid anymore. We have seen the future, and the future is ours" (Cesar Chavez). - "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" (Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) - "Nobody ever looks back and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep" (anonymous). - "The **** you hear about me might be true. But then again, it could be as fake as the ***** you heard it from" (Lil Wayne). - "Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be, but before you start pointing fingers make sure your hands are clean" (anonymous). - "You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation, trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened...or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the **** on" (Tupac). - "'Fall down again, Bella?' 'No, Emmett. I just punched a werewolf in the face.'" (Eclipse, of the Twilight series) My senior quote: "Nobody ever looks back and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep" (anonymous). CLASS OF '09 :] :] :]

JayMay7 · October 2008

Dane Cook: Dane: "Hello Ma'am, welcome to burger king, may I take your order?" Woman: "Yes, I'd like one whopper with cheese." Dane: "Is that it?" Woman: "Yes." Dane: "Okay ma'am, please pull forward."

LONG PAUSE

Woman: "Where do I go?" Dane: "Where do you go?! You follow the one freakin' road your on to me! OH! I'm sorry ma'am. You go to the Texaco Station, take a right, go about five miles until you see a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he'll take you to the Whopper Lair. OH! And you have FIVE MINUTES before we take your FOOD!" boy. I love that.

Drucilla · October 2008

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but it's the funniest. "Oh my God you're so funny I forgot your fat" Jack from Will and Grace. "Honey what's this, whats happening, whats going on here?" Karen from Will and Grace

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