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My life quotes.

These describe me so freeking well xD<br><br><br>I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. <br><br>I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.<br><br><br>Anyhow.<br>Post your fav quotes here
"I am carrying all my hatred and contempt for power, its laws, its authority, its society, and I have no room for guilt or fear of punishment."-Diego Rios
Semper Fi.

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  • "Live life on edge. You never know whens it gonna end'
  • <span style="font-size:92">Do it today, it might be illegal tomorrow.<br><br>o.o; Amen!<br><br><br></span>
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  • Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit......but deffinatly the funniest lol
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  • 'And Kitty will continue to eat the fat around the edges of her pork with Beans."<br><br>-Seventeenth Summer
    "I am carrying all my hatred and contempt for power, its laws, its authority, its society, and I have no room for guilt or fear of punishment."-Diego Rios
    Semper Fi.
  • "Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, Love leaves a memory no one can steal."<br><3
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  • <span style="font-size:92">'Distance makes the heart grow fonder.'<br><br><3 Story of my life.</span>
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  • 'I write for the same reason I breath. If I stopped, I'd die.'<br>Love this one <3 It explains me so much. Many people ask me why I like to write so much. It's a simple, "If I didn't, I wouldn't be me," that shocks everybody to their very soul. Why? I don't know. Sure, I'm not smart when it comes to sports... or social studies... or math... or french... but, hey, in English, I ace every test ;)
  • when things go bad don't go with them.<br>Elvis<br><br>"It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something." <br> Jack Handey <br><br><br>Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."<br>Phyllis Diller<br><br>"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B." <br> Fats Domino <br><br>"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice." <br> Bill Cosby <br><br><br>"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home." <br> Phyllis Diller <br><br> "He who laughs last didn't get it." <br> Helen Giangregorio <br><br>"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours." <br> Yogi Berra <br><br><br>Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box." <br> Wil Shriner <br><br><br> "It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens." <br> Woody Allen <br><br>"How could they tell? " (upon hearing that President Coolidge had died) <br> Dorothy Parker <br><br><br>There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" <br> Woody Allen <br><br><br> there is more, but i decided to spare you all.
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  • oh oho oh, plus this<br><br><br>teacher: who fought in the french and indain war/<br><br><span style="color:red">Jason: wasn't it iraq and england?</span><br><br>funny
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  • besides, we both know i am training to be a cagefighter.<br>kip<br><br>friendship is like peeing your pants. everyone can see it but only you feel the true warmth it brings.<br>idk<br><br>boys are only worth two things, using and abusing.<br>my stepsista<br><br>i have a nose. do you?<br>my bestie who has issues<br><br>dangflabbit!<br>arnold fishenegger
    Huzzah for corny jokes! XD
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  • Those are good!<br><br>This is one of my own xD I made it up :P<br><br>Life is like the show 24, only instead of it being called 24, its called '24: The Reality'. Guess what my role is? Jack Bauer. xDD
    "I am carrying all my hatred and contempt for power, its laws, its authority, its society, and I have no room for guilt or fear of punishment."-Diego Rios
    Semper Fi.
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