Honestly, who would want to be famous? Having people know everything about you. They'd know:<br><br>1.) Your family<br>2.) Relationship problems<br>3.) Friends<br>4.) Places you went<br>5.) The toilet paper you use<br>6.) The lotion you use<br><br>I mean gawsh!<br><br>It's like "OMGosh! I heard that (insert famous name) uses (insert brand of toilet paper)! Maybe, if I use it, my butt will look like theirs!"<br><br>C'mon now.<br><br>Or:<br><br>"OMGosh! I heard that (famous person) likes to eat (insert food)! Maybe, if I eat it, they will like, totally talk to me!"<br><br>See, this is where I come in with my magic crowbar
Just kidding.<br><br>This is what happens after you say that:<br><br>You get to go to a magical place, where the walls, floors, and ceilings are giant pillows! You get to wear a special jacket, made just for you! And you get to hug yourself..all day long! Doesn't that sound like special fun?<br><br><br>Sheesh!
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Boz's Art Dump
I had my first Grapple! 1/2/09