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Some people lack common sense -_-

edited November 2011 in Vent
Now this could be me being childish or just stupid but anyways..<br><br><span style="font-size:150">-Fun Vent-</span><br><br><span style="color:#0040BF">I went to this "Corn Maze" which isn't even corn haha it sugar cane xD Anyways so there is a long trail maze through this sugar cane and there are no lights and people are in costumes and they jump out at you blah blah blah basically you pay for them to scare you while you walk through this maze at night with no lights. Anyways that part was awesome, I even got one guy in a costume that jumped out in front of me to wave at me. He was just standing there in front of me and I was laughing and said "You're not even going to wave at me? That's rude!" and he chuckled and waved at e then went back to his hiding spot for the next group, one part scared me, a girl was dressed as the one from the ring and was scuttling along the ground at our feet. I actually screamed and jumped into Brian to get away from that one haha Once you get out of the corn maze, you walk about 300 yards back to the woods for the "Haunted Trail Walk" where you walk through swamps and stuff and people jump out at you and scare you in there. Well the entrance is this HUGE skull like up with red lights with the mouth as the door to get in. Behind the door was a strobe light. Well outside the door people from inside were standing around waiting for the next group to go in before going back to their posts (they were the first two to jump out at you) Well...</span><br><br><span style="font-size:150">-Actual Angry Vent-</span><br><br><span style="color:#BF00BF">I'm terrified of clowns. Always have been. I can tolerate them for shot periods before I have a panic attack and have to get away from them. Well a guy ina clown suit and i mean scary clown suit was standing at the door by the line taking pictures of everyone, after he took the picture he would scream in your ear and lunge towards you trying to scare you. If you jumped he laughed hysterically and walked to the next group. If you didn't he would "torture you" by running his blade (fake machete) over your hair or shoulders. Okay, not so bad, he wasn't near me and leaving me alone. I could handle that. My boyfriends best friend, let's call him Scott, started getting followed around our group by him and he kept running his blade over Scott's chest and shoulders and laughing evilly. Well the rules are "Our actors may <span style="font-weight:bold"><span style="text-decoration:underline">accidentally</span></span> bump into you, due to narrow paths, but they will <span style="font-weight:bold"><span style="text-decoration:underline">never</span></span> touch you or get to close." Well, Scott just HAD to point at me and say, "Go bother her, shes afraid of clowns!" and the clown turned his head towards me all creepy like (its about 11 at nigh by now on the outskirts of a large wooded area) and I say "They don't bother me that bad." Well the clown comes up to me and starts touching me with his blade, running it down the side of my face and along my shoulders, I look at my dad and the clown <span style="font-weight:bold"><span style="text-decoration:underline">screams</span></span> in my ear and lunges at me, that's the first time I almost hit him, i caught my self as my hands came up and just made a shooing notion to get him to leave. He DIDN'T I turned my back to him and he came aorund to the front, <span style="font-weight:bold"><span style="text-decoration:underline">pushed his chest and stomach against me</span></span> and was right in my face with his mask, no lie, like <span style="font-weight:bold"><span style="text-decoration:underline">two inches</span></span> from my nose. I grabbed my dads arm HARD, by that time, I had had enough of clowns and was getting MAD, no scared, MAD. I waved my hand in his face and was like "Dude, personal space!" and was like "See this circle around me *drew one with my fingers* this is my personal bubble now get outta it" and he stood there touching me with that friggin blade and tilting his head side to side in my face and i repeated "Personal space. Move!" I kept repeating "personal space" for about a minute and he would NOT move, FINALLY my dad got serious and was like "Man you better back off she's about to hit you" he had to tell that man TWICE to back off cause I was about to hit him. Finally the clown patted my shoulder and walked off, he didn't com near me the rest of the night. I was shaking SO bad, I almost hit him when he wouldn't get outta my face -_-</span><br><br>Scott and Brian were like "Oh calm down, he's just playing" -_- Yea? Well he can go "play" with someone else.. If he gets in my face like that after i TELL him 10 times to back off, he's gonna get hit. I'm sorry.

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  • Oh wow! I hate clowns too, terrified of them actually. Last year I went to a Haunted Trail with some friends and at the very end of it we were walking out of thinking it was over, <span style="font-weight:bold">nope</span> it wasn't big scary clown jumps out. I screamed and started running away I was scared so bad, and the clown started chasing after at me! He chased me for like three minuets and my friends just watched me laughing! Finally a tripped and fell, <span style="font-size:85">yeah really dumb</span>, and the clown stood over me growling! I was so scared....
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  • We have the haunted trail here too! But your on a hayride and people jump out at you lol. My brother and his wife went to it but I didn't have time. They said it was kind of boring lol. Did Vampy go with you?
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  • Reminds me of the beta trip with the tripped out Ripleys maze. The probe light clowns? Shawn L. scaring the living BEEEP out of both of us. Coach L. Tripping over my cowering form because he didnt see me where i ended up xDDDDD good times.
  • LOL! Vampy i was ready to KILL him for that! I wound up cowering in the corner and you were across the path from me and coach tripped over you and was like "What happened????" xD and no Vampy didn't go with me, she was busy that night lol
  • Oh Gah, that guy would have had a black eye the first time he touched me! I'm not really into haunted trails and such but my sisters tried to get me to go in this one at my cousin's school's fall festival. I stayed with my six year old cousin who didn't want to go but my two sisters and eight year old cousin went and they said most of the people were dressed as zombie clowns. This little girl got grabbed by someone and she just looked at him and said "Hey! Get away from me!" I would have been passed out in the floor with all the clowns. I don't like clowns either. They give me the creeps.
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  • ugh i knoooow i HATE clowns with a passion D=
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