Howdy, Stranger!

It looks like you're new here. If you want to get involved, click one of these buttons!

I'm about to blow your minds... 0.0

*yawns*<br><br><span style="font-size:200">TA DA!!!!</span><br><br><span style="font-size:50">I is amazing...</span><br><br>No but seriously though.. anyone have anything to say about the fact that a dragon fly has the life span of only 24 hours??? So I wasn't the one killing them they died of natural causes!!! 0.0 ((Actually Trianna corrected me on this and I have learned a totally different fact -DragonFlies=EVIL-))<br><br>Did you know that a gold fish has a memory of five seconds?? That's why my attempt to teach my gold fish how to sit wasn't working!!! 0.0 -My attempt to teach him how to float however, was a complete success if I may add.<br><br>A random funny thought I saw: -LOL has gone from "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say"-<br><br>Isn't the above statement so true!?!? I hate when I'm messaging someone and I say something funny and all they say is "LOL"... c'mon now people!! Give me something to work with here!! If you send me a one word message I will not reply, it's too much work on my behalf and it's totally disrespectful to my inbox... -.- (hee hee) xD<br><br>((This has been a little production from yours truly, Zyndalee))<br><br>P.S. -Do not worry I is not that bored, I is watching my dearest rat eat a cooked carrot...(oh goodie)... -.-
Goodbye old VP, hello disaster. xD

Comments

  • The dragonfly thing is totally false... dragonfly lifespan in there adult for is at least a few weeks, 1-2 for damselflies and 4-6 for actual dragonflies <a href="http://www.dragonfly-site.com/dragonfly-life-cycle.html"; target="_blank" class="bb-url">clicky</a> <a href="http://kaweahoaks.com/html/dragonflies.htm"; target="_blank" class="bb-url">and here</a>
    (SPIDERS!)
  • I read it from a site literally called "Random Facts??".. so I wouldn't doubt that their facts are false.. doesn't really matter to me though, no need to "clicky", I shall stop chasing/catching dragon flies though. 0.0
    Goodbye old VP, hello disaster. xD
  • Lol. They're pretty violent things though, read about how they mate, I wouldn't be surprised if a majority of females of the species only lived 24 hours... *shudders* <a href="http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2006/04/dragonfly-mating/ackerman-text/1"; target="_blank" class="bb-url">a national geographic article on it...</a>
    (SPIDERS!)
  • OhMaGosh. >.><br><br>What if HUMANS were like that!?! It's kind of sad... the article said sometimes the males catch the females just because they want their way, and the female is often drowned... WTH!?! We must put a stop to this!!<br><br><span style="font-size:150">BAN DRAGON FLY PROCREATION!!!</span><br><br>O.O
    Goodbye old VP, hello disaster. xD
  • Don't forget the part where they hold onto the females heads so tightly they put all sorts of holes in them... dragonflies=evil lol
    (SPIDERS!)
  • I always see them doing that over my pool... and not once did I ever think that the female dragonfly was probably screaming "HEEELLLPPPP!!!!".. heh -.- <br><br>Theirs this certain kind of female shrimp that is captured by a male when she's young, and then forced to have babies, then when the babies are born she's so weak and they're so hungry that they eat her alive... I saw it on animal planet's animal count down. 0.0 <br><br>Anything to say about the goldfish memory?? I think that's a little more unbelieveable then the dragonfly/24 hr thing. <br><br>Look at me, posting false facts all over the forums... >.< haha.
    Goodbye old VP, hello disaster. xD
  • Good job Trianna, you have sufishently scared me for life because of that article about dragon fly mating O.O
    liglw.jpg
  • heh... sufishently?? ((Sufficiently))... I love your spelling..
    Goodbye old VP, hello disaster. xD
  • Even worse, I do believe that my floating gold fish is the smartest int he world though... XD
    Goodbye old VP, hello disaster. xD
  • Zyndalee wrote:
    *yawns*<br><br><span style="font-size:200">TA DA!!!!</span><br><br><span style="font-size:50">I is amazing...</span><br><br>Did you know that a gold fish has a memory of five seconds?? That's why my attempt to teach my gold fish how to sit wasn't working!!! 0.0 -My attempt to teach him how to float however, was a complete success if I may add.<br>
    <br><br>Studies show they acutally dont. They can remember things for months!
  • Studies show a ton of bogus stuff as well, no one can be trusted!!! 0.0
    Goodbye old VP, hello disaster. xD
  • Zyndalee wrote:
    Studies show a ton of bogus stuff as well, no one can be trusted!!! 0.0
    <br>we -must- test this ourselves.<br>*runs to walmart to buy thirty goldfish and lots of food
  • Wait for me!<br><br>*runs to go get my amazing floating genius fish*
    Goodbye old VP, hello disaster. xD
  • HA! My fish is the smartest! I taught him how to sit and stay, and he learned play dead on his own! He is doing it right now!!<br><br>You can get goldfish at walmart.. like live ones not "the snack that smiles back"?? I can get... Soap!
    liglw.jpg
Sign In or Register to comment.