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some people just dont work a spray tan o.o

Someone at school got a wrechid spray tan, looks like an orange, and me and my bordem made this song!<br><br>Pumkin Peachy Apricot pie,<br>ornage bannana yellow frys,<br>sunshine clay and tator tots,<br>that fake skin it so aint hott!<br><br>Money wasted on such crap,<br>looking like an orange peel wrap,<br>take it off,<br>youll look much better,<br>cover up it with a sweater,<br>You look fine the way you are,<br>stop looking like a sherbert bar! <3

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  • Some people look to spray tans so they don't have to go under UV rays so this makes spray tans a healthier alternative. My trainer is getting a spray tan for a wedding because she looks pale for her liking. I'm not one for tanning but others prefer their skin darker *shrugs*. Maybe the girl knew it was bad but couldn't do anything about it. The color of her skin should start to fade around 4 days so luckily if she doesn't like it, she wont have to deal with it long. Your song sounds harsh when it could have just been a little mistake for her.
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  • It usually depends on where you go, how you get it done, if you know what you're doing, etc. <br><br>I think the song's funny. There are a lot of spray tan jokes, but they're usually reserved for the guidette girls walking around with oompa loompa skin. <br><br>But personally, I believe spray tans are better. It's still all chemicals going into your skin, but it's definitely healthier and safer than laying in a tanning bed.
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  • lol, shes bragging about it though (: I see your point but this girls been doing alot latley, like being beimic, wearing loads of makeup, and asking her parents for plastic surgery. I dont see why people cant just be happy with them selves. I have so mnay problems. Acne, big nose, one eye bigger then other, but im happy with myself (: <br> Your right song was harsh, thats why i posted it on vp instead of sharing it with friends (:
  • She brags about being bulimic?
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  • mhmm's kind of sad actully. She has to be wached at lunch time, and she denied it to the school but brags to other people. If they catch her in the act they are going to have to get speacial help. <br> Her problem is shes in the popular group of kids so to say, but they all trash talk her, and i dont judge by covers but shes not to attractive so i think shes under pressure. Wnat to know what i find sad? Knowone reported it but eveyone knew. She chould hdave killed her sefl considering even though she throws up what she eats, she never eats anyways, like a cracker a day thats it. I dont think the school or her parents are doing enough.
  • I feel really bad for her. Sounds like she's trying to stay in that one group, and telling other people about the bulimia as a way to sort of get a sense of accomplishment. <br>I've been through an eating disorder. If they force her to get help, it won't do any good until she wants it herself. <br>I hope everything works out for her :/
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  • Just curious, no judging at all, but how does an eating disorder start? Whats it like? PM me if its personall, ive just always wanted to know because ive only heard from people who havent actully had it. I mean how whould they know how it really feels
  • I don't mind, it's just a bit off-topic haha. <br>But I think it starts differently in each person's situation. With mine, I always wanted to lose weight since I'd been chubby my whole life. My cousin was a model, she even won a runway competition for new models in NY, I think in 2006. So I always subconsciously wanted to look like her. It was always, lose 5 pounds and I'll be happy. No, lose 5 more. 5 more. And then it becomes an obsession and it never really leaves, but it's easier to manage (:
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  • Ouch, that sounds scary )= Im glad you made it through!
  • Still is :P <br>Thank you though ^.^
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  • That's sad. The poor girl is probably trying to find her place in life, and is feeling pressure to look one way that she feels everyone finds acceptable. I have no problem with changing yourself at all, but she should do it for herself, and no one else.<br><br>
    Just curious, no judging at all, but how does an eating disorder start? Whats it like? PM me if its personall, ive just always wanted to know because ive only heard from people who havent actully had it. I mean how whould they know how it really feels
    <br> An eating disorder can set in at almost anytime, young or old, though I believe it's statistically a lot more likely to set in while a person is young. Some people don't know why theirs start, their brain just tells them to do it, and others have events that triggered them. An eating disorder is not something anyone should ever want, because it's miserable, can cause permanent health problems, and kill some people. You also have to remember that there are multiple types of eating disorders, and they don't always manifest in the same way in each person. My mother was, and sort of still is, an emotional compulsive eater, which is just as much an eating disorder as something like anorexia. She was miserable, and it did affect her health, but she got surgery to help herself, and she works on her diet very hard. It's still something she'll have to mentally fight for the rest of her life, but at least she has the tools to manage it. <br><br>I also agree with Maxxy, if this girl really does have bulimia, then she's not going to get better until she wants to. They can hospitalize her for a couple months if she becomes a danger to herself, but unless she learns how to mange her disorder and agrees with why bulimia is bad, then she will go right back to engaging in the disorder's dangerous behaviors, which is very very sad. The best thing you can hope for her is that she is lying about it, but if she's not, then hope she gets some professional help with her disorder.
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  • Unfortunetly shes not lying-I walked in on her throwing up. I agree, I hope see relizes she needs help, poor girl has done so much to fit in, shes hurting hersefl. The school knows and hasnt done anything!
  • Also sushi, I didnt even think about the eating disorders where all you do is eat-that whould be scary to! I heard about one where you eat till you so stuffed you stomache literlly burst (ewwy)
  • There's many different kinds, and more are cropping up. <br><br><a href="http://www.eatingdisordersonline.com/explain/index.php"; target="_blank" class="bb-url">http://www.eatingdisordersonline.com/explain/index.php</a>;
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  • BAHAHAHA!<br><br>That's funny. Like, I fell out of my desk chair laughing.<br><br>Please make up a song about girls wearing Daisy Dukes with Ugg boots.<br><br>You will then become my hero <3
    "I am carrying all my hatred and contempt for power, its laws, its authority, its society, and I have no room for guilt or fear of punishment."-Diego Rios
    Semper Fi.
  • Emu's, Uggs, what the fudge,<br>daisy dukes, I see your butt,<br>Closet filled with silly crap,<br>wanna give your face a slap!<br><br>Nothing better then a sweater,<br>mabey flip flops to,<br>sorry girl those uggs and daisys sure dont work for you!<br><br>Lol, I ussally am much better at songs, didnt have my muse today (:
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