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edited June 2010 in Vent
Dont you just hate being ill?<br><br>I mean it's not like its anything major, just stupid cold/flu/hayfever symptoms.<br>BUT MY BODY CANT FREAKING FUNCTION RIGHT -.-<br><br>This morning I got up, and I always have a spoonful of honey in the morning (no, i dunno why either >_> i just do) but anyway im stood there for 15 min trying to get the lid off -.-<br>The my aunts like gie it here. and BAM not even one second later the lid if off.<br><br>Yeah, i just spent 15min loosening it for you. I wish. <br><br>So the i go to get breakfat and take out a plate. Staring pouring mini wheet-a-bix and milk onto it. Then the milk starts overflwoing and im like WTF?<br>While my aunt is stood looking at me as if to say I'm crazy and when I ask wth is with the bowl? She bursts out into hysterical laughter. <br>So im mopping up the milk and she comments "funny looking bowl that is" and only THEN do i realise its a freaking plate and not a bowl ;-;<br><br>So cue cup of tea time. Tea is like <3 and such a tea addict.<br>So tea for me, coffee for aunt, I can do that. Simple.<br><br>I was so wrong. I put a teabag coffe sugar and milk all into one cup -.-<br><br>WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?<br><br>And I was on the phone last night talking to a friend. And I said something along the lines of "I didn't think i'd be tending to drunk 5 people" and she burst out laughing say I made no sense. And I was like "aww, im sorry im drunk"<br>and she was like<br>"Dude, seriously, you're drunk?!"<br>And I was like WTF NO!, I'm ill, jeeez"<br><br>I'm starting to wonder, being ill does seem to make you act drunk ;-;

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  • OMG Ell I went through the same exact thing yesterday.<br><br>3 am. Brother walks in: "Someone is banging on the door I'm going upstairs to grab a -thing used -in Texas- for protection."<br>Me: "Whatever" -back to sleep-<br>*frantic beating on my wall/back door*<br>What do I do being the idiot that I am? Not remembering my brother just said someone was breaking in? I open the door.<br>Thank jeeze it was my father who locked his keys in, but still. >.> <br><br>I didn't remember any of it until someone mentioned it.<br><br><br>Later in the day yesterday. I get up go into the kitchen, turn on the oven and put a Plastic bowel in there to heat up lucky charms. Dude cereal in the oven?<br><br>What is wrong with me?
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  • Buffy wrote:
    OMG Ell I went through the same exact thing yesterday.<br><br>3 am. Brother walks in: "Someone is banging on the door I'm going upstairs to grab a -thing used -in Texas- for protection."<br>Me: "Whatever" -back to sleep-<br>*frantic beating on my wall/back door*<br>What do I do being the idiot that I am? Not remembering my brother just said someone was breaking in? I open the door.<br>Thank jeeze it was my father who locked his keys in, but still. >.> <br><br>I didn't remember any of it until someone mentioned it.<br><br><br>Later in the day yesterday. I get up go into the kitchen, turn on the oven and put a Plastic bowel in there to heat up lucky charms. Dude cereal in the oven?<br><br>What is wrong with me?
    <br><br>Rofl xD I put ice cream in the oven once while ill too.<br>And gave the cats fish food before >.> and now the freaking love it o-O<br><br>Oh I dont like ebing ill ): it makes me do strange things.
  • I think the worst thing I've done was put a dirty diaper in the dishwasher.<br>I was babysitting and I made it clear that I was not feeling well and shouldn't be watching the kids, but they didn't believe me. So I go to change a diaper and it ended up in the dish washer.. >.><br><br>I was trying to clean it!
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  • I loled so hard when I read you picked a plate instead of a bowl! Something about that is so silly to me. <br><br>I was sick this morning, but it was more of a so-much-pain-you-can't-move-while-dinner-is-working-it's-way-back-up kind of feeling...I think something I ate just irritate my stomach, or my tummy is having acid problems again.<br><br> I've never been silly-sick, just painful-wish-you-were-dead sick. However, one time my mom gave me the adult dose(I was like 13-14 at the time) of NyQuil while I was sick, and what happened was silly IMO. I woke in the middle of the night, splayed out on my bed like a starfish. My room was spinning, and it felt like I was on a roller coaster going up and down. The strangest thing was it sounded like a Boeing 747 was taking off right over my bed. I think I stared at my spinning room for a few minutes before I finally thought I was going crazy, and passed back out. That is the closest I ever want to come to being drunk.<br><br>
    And gave the cats fish food before >.> and now the freaking love it o-O
    My cat ran in my room, and got in my fish food once. For a week after that he'd practically pry himself passed my legs in hopes of getting to my room to find the fish food.
    I'm done with VP. I'll just be around until I get all my dogs and lines placed in good hands. If you want to contact me, please do so through deviantART.
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