<span style="font-size:75">Okay, so I have my buddy.<br>I call him Simba and Ginger and My Ginger Friend.<br>Because he has <span style="color:orange">FLAMING RED HAIR</span> and a Beard to match.<br>
Simba- he has SUPER long hair and it looks like a lions main and simba had red hair in Lion King SO....<br>I call him that in <span style="font-weight:bold">zero</span> hour, when I have AP English.<br>In <span style="font-weight:bold">First</span> Hour, I make jokes in front of the whole class about his gingerness.<br>In <span style="font-weight:bold">Third</span> hour, I tell him he has no soul or emotions.<br>In <span style="font-style:italic">sixth</span> hour there is girl with DYED red hair, and she seems to think I mean this a an assualt against all Gingers (which she is technically not, since she DYES HER HAIR RED).<br>And SO she goes off on me, calling me a racist (despite the fact that I give Simba here candy and gum like, three times a day and tell him he's my favorite ginger friend). She gets all offended. <br>While My Ginger Friend Laughs and Laughs.<br>Because NO ONE else takes me seriously.<br>Because I'm not being serious.<br>I love Ginger's ginger Lion Mane.<br>It's all Coppery and Golden.<br>And my biological father has red hair and freckles and pale skin.
<br><br>I think she just wants to be offended.</span>
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