Hello, new friend, my name is Fred...

Alliieennss · April 2009

... The words you hear are in my head. I say, I said, my name is Fred. And I've been...very naughtyyy. The story I'm about to tell, I tell you, I will tell it well, is about my dear Aunt Murielle. And just how I've been...naughtyyy. Viola! The farm, my Aunt lives here. With precious pup, and husband dear. My heart beat fast as I drew near. I felt so nice...and naughtyyy. I thought just how excited they must be, that I would come today. They'd shout, "Come Fred! Huzzah! Hurray!" Dear boy, you look so...naughtyyy. That's when my tired eyes beheld, a doggy dog, like dog he smelled. D-O-G is what he spelled. And that's how I spell...naughtyyy. Alone, was I With tender Courage and all his fur, his furry furrage. Which I say, did encourage, me, to be, quite...naughtyyy. It was a day I'd not forget, the day that I first met my pet. Oh! What a lovely gift to get. I'd never felt so...naughtyyy. My fuzzy friend is what he was, this darling little ball of fuzz. And, oh, such fuzz, such fuzz! It does demand that I be...naughtyyy. He looked at me, his fetching eyes, and fetching fur did hypnotize. I filled with joy, I filled with sighs. And that's when I got...naughtyyy. This dripping hair, this droopy curl. Unfurls sweet memories of a girl. With tresses, oh, they'd twist and twirl. And tempt me to be...naughtyyy. Barbara, my love was named. And her fair hair, a mane untamed. Until one evening, I'm ashamed. I got a little...naughtyyy. The look upon my young love's face, was sweet as lace. But in this case, I realized she ...needed space. I never more was naughty. Well...maybe not never. Dear cur. Your fur and fleece remind of nothing found in humankind. But for one fellow, who did find me to be...in a certain mooood. Into my shop he walked one day, with bush above and beard bouquet. That's no toupee, I pray, no way! Edit: haha, rest of the poem didn't work, too lon

SandPiper · April 2009

haha. cute.

I like Fred. What happens in the end?

Alliieennss · April 2009

Didn't you ever see Courage the Cowardly Dog? xD

ChibiWerewolf · April 2009

Omg! I love that episode! It's my favorite besides the one where Courage had to deliver a package to this weird house and there was a realistic looking clay-like girl playing a fiddle and she looked cute from the back but when she turned around *BAWM* Freaky faces! xD I love how Fred cut everyone's hair off. ^-^ Bald is beutiful.

Cybergirl · April 2009

Does that show still come on? :O I havent seen it in -forever-

Layout · April 2009

OH! I REMEMBER THAT EPISODE! XD

Alliieennss · April 2009

Sybhat3 wrote:

Does that show still come on? :O I havent seen it in -forever-

A lot of the old, good episodes are on Cartoonnetwork.com x3.

Alliieennss · April 2009

Chibi Werewolf wrote:

Omg! I love that episode! It's my favorite besides the one where Courage had to deliver a package to this weird house and there was a realistic looking clay-like girl playing a fiddle and she looked cute from the back but when she turned around *BAWM* Freaky faces! xD I love how Fred cut everyone's hair off. ^-^ Bald is beutiful.

Ohyeah, that roach guy always gave me the weirdest feeling xD.

SandPiper · April 2009

Alliieennss wrote:

Didn't you ever see Courage the Cowardly Dog? xD

yea, but not that ep.

i remember the episode where the old farmer's foot grows and the toes start talking like mafia bosses. it was funny, seee? >:]

Alliieennss · April 2009

xDDD that's called the Clutching Foot, its on Cartoonnetwork.com right now too xD.

PishPosh · April 2009

I love Courage the Cowardly Dog! xD That guy always creeped me out a tad, then again so did that hole show, but it was my favorite.

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Hello, new friend, my name is Fred...

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