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Young's Theory of the World

Young_NativeYoung_Native
edited April 2009 in General Discussion
You tell me what I should muse about next and I'll make sure a witty come-back (Hardy-Har-Har, come-back >_>) is here!<br><br> My Self-proclaimed (but righteous) Theories:<br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Big Foot</span>:<br> <span style="color:darkred">I have thought about Bigfoot for a long time, and I’ve finally came with a good guess about him! Bigfoot is a holy being, just as grand as the Holy Grail! Yes I dare go there (Ironic how Word made me Capitalize Holy Grail :O)! He has lived for millions of years and can survive everything. Sadly, he is the only one of his kind! He survived the meteor that killed the Dinosaurs, aging, and life over all! He is beyond powerful and super fast (Edward Cullen would get his butt kicked in a race!), but I dare think. What if someone tried to wipe Bigfoot from the world? Actually, let’s re-name Bigfoot, it’s such a barbaric name for such an awesome being, we’ll call him Earl. Besides that, back on subject! Earl is so holy (Tone of a Yo Momma joke) that if you accidently tried to kill him, let alone on purpose, you’d be smitten by god with a rubber chicken! Why is what you may ask, why is Earl so loved by God? Why?! Well, why don’t you ask Earl yourself? I’ll just warn you, mistaken the next door hairy lady with Earl is a bad thing, very bad, especially if the old lady has a one hundred pound purse with her! </span><br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Ghosts</span>: Ghosts… Comedians without voices and hands, or… scientists worst nightmare? It would definitely make them go crazy for defying their beautiful logic, but what if they were actually comedians, lonely sad comedians? We'll go with the comedians instead of crazy people, since comedians are well...funny and interesting! They try to amuse us with their funny jokes and witty come-backs (Hardy-Har-Har), but we can’t see them! A comedian’s goal is to make a being laugh, but to not achieve that goal makes one very sad, especially if it’s your only goal! Instead, life being peachy as it is corrupts their jokes. Don’t understand? Let me give you an example: <br><br>“So then the fat lady said, “HELP ME!â€
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