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Alliieennss · March 2009

Just some funny things you can do.

The Letter Thing: Dear (whoever): I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ . ___12___, -Your name- 1. What's the color of your shirt? Blue - Our romance is over Red - Our affair is over White - I'm joining a cult Black - I dislike you Green - Our horoscopes don't match Grey - You're a pervert Yellow - I'm selling myself Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - You're a loser Other - I'm in love with your sister 2. Which is your birth month? January - That night February - Last year March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on sesame seeds May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me July - When I threw up August - When I saw the shrunken head September - When we skinny dipped October - When I quoted Santa November - When your dog ran amok December - When I changed tennis shoes 3. Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Pizza - In your camping car Pasta - Outside of Chicago Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad - As you ate enchiladas Chicken - In your closet Kabob - With Paris Hilton Fish - In women's clothing Sandwiches - At the voodoo gathering Lasagna - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a state of trance None of the above - With Shirley The Medium 4. What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Hit on Red - Insult Black - Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - Put leeches on Orange - Kick Pink - Pull the toupee off Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive out 5. What's the color of your underwear? Black - My best friend White - My father Grey - Bill Clinton Brown - My fart balloon Purple - My mustard soufflÃ© Red - Donald Duck Blue - My avocado plant Yellow - My penpal in Ghana Orange - My Kid Rock-collection Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper None - My Lava Lamp Other - The crazy clown 6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs - Man O.C. - Emotional Planet Earth - weird Heroes - Frostbitten Lost - stupid House - Scarred Simpsons - Cowardly The news - sleepy Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Senile Top Model - Middle-class None of the above - Ashamed 7. Your mood right now? Happy - How awful I've felt Sad - How boring you are Bored - That Santa doesn't exist Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage Depressed - That we're cousins Excited - That there is no solution to this. Nervous - The middle-east Worried - That your Honda is lame Apathetic - That leprechauns exist Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster Cuddly - That I love the garbage man Overjoyous - That I'm lame Other - That Extreme Home Makeover is lame 8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your ring Yellow - Your love letters Red - Your Darth Vader-poster Black - Your stuffed animals Blue - The couch cushions Green - The pictures from LA Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your contact book Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs Purple - Your old lottery coupons Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your memories from the military service 9. The first letter of your first name? A/B - Your photo C/D - The oil stocks E/F - Your neighbour Martin G/H - Your hamster I/J - The results of your blood-sample K/L - Your left ear M/N - Your love note O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your chinchilla S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X - Your Darth Vader costume Y/Z - Your grades from college 10. The last letter in your last name? A/B - Always will remember C/D - Never will forget E/F - Always wanted to break G/H - Never openly mocked I/J - Always have felt silly before K/L - Will tell the authorities about M/N - Told in my confession today about O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about S/T - Get sick when I think of U/V - Always will try to forget W/X - Am better off without Y/Z - Never liked 11. What do you prefer to drink? Water- Our friendship Beer - Senility Soft drink - A new life as a clone Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo Milk - The apartment building Wine - Energy Drink abuse Cider - A passionate interest for mice Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations Mineral water - Embarrassing rash Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism Whisky - To ruin the second world war Other - To hate the Boston Celtics 12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand - Warm regards USA - Best regards England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail Spain - Go and play in traffic China - Disgusting regards Germany - With ease Japan - Go burn Greece - Your everlasting enemy Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt - Go away now France - In pain Other - Greetings to your freaky family

My example xD. Dear Dreamy: I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining a cult. I think I realized it When your dog ran amok At the mental hospital and I saw you Put leeches on My best friend. I'm sure you're weird enough to understand That I'm lame. I'm returning Your stuffed animals to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of A new life as a clone. Go and play in traffic, -Wert-

Pick the month that your birthday is in: January -- I cried with Febuary -- I danced with March -- I sang to April -- I am in love with May -- I ate June -- I vacuumed July -- I kicked August -- I spazzed with September -- I slapped October -- I slobbered with November -- I cried for December -- I ran with Pick the day (number) you were born on:: 1
a football player 2
a monkey 3
a vacuum 4
a cd 5
chunk norris 6
MY TRUE LOVE 7
a spoon 8
my dog 9
my best friend's hamster 10
my neighbor 11
an ipod 12
a banana 13
a llama 14
a ninja turtle 15
a goat 16
a ruler 17
a noodle 18
a fork 19
myself 20
some old guy 21
a ninja 22
a fireman 23
an alien 24
your brother's hamster 25
a baseball bat 26
a pickle 27
a gangster 28
sasquatch 29
A homeless guy 30
a worm 31
a wizard Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:: White
Because I keep it gangsta. Black
Because I was loopy. Pink
Because I said I could. Red
Because the voices told me to. Blue
Because I'm awesome and I do what I want. Green
Because they took my taco. Purple
Because I'm cool like that. Gray
Because thats how I roll. Yellow
Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars. Orange---- Because I hate my front lawn. Other
Because I was crazy. maroon
Because I'm lame. teal
Because it was illegal. Brown
Because I wanted him. none---- Because Chuck Norris told me to. beige---- Because I am in love with Kevin Bacon!!!

My example xD. I cried for a goat because I am in love with Kevin Bacon.

Alliieennss · March 2009

I guess Garfield Galz already posted the second one...but um...yeah, you can do it again xD.

Berton · March 2009

Dear Person I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our horoscope doesn't match . I think I realized it When we skinny dipped As you ate enchiladas and I saw you Sit on My avocado plant .I'm sure you're Masochistic enough to understand That Extreme Home Makeover is lame.I'm returning Your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep Your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should also know that I Will tell the authorities about A new life as a clone . Go burn, Wheaty

Alliieennss · March 2009

xDDD I really should change some tenses.

CORY · March 2009

(1) Dear someone , I don't know how to tell you this but our horoscopes don't match. I think I realized it the first of May under the bus and saw you sitting on the crazy clown. I'm sure you ashamed you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning are matching Snoopy-Bibs to you , but keeping your collection of butterflies as a memory . You should have known that I always have felt silly before a new life as a clone. Go play in traffic , Tiff

(2) I ate a monkey because they took my taco.

This was fun XD

Ebony · March 2009

The Letter Thing: Dear (whoever): I don't really know how to tell you this, but The mafia wants you . I think I realized it That night In your apartment and I saw you Knock out My best friend . I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist . I'm returning The cut toenails to you, but I'll keep Your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should also know that I Will tell the authorities about A new life as a clone . Greetings to your frog Leonard , Ebony

TheDogHandler · March 2009

Lolll. Dear (whoever): I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes in your closet and I saw you carve your initials into manchester united's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without the apartment building . Go and play in traffic, -Angelx- I ran with my true love because that's how I roll! -pretty cool;;

Alliieennss · March 2009

xDDD yay, more people!

SylverWyndIV · March 2009

Dear Bluey (Hehe): I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok with Shirley the Medium and I saw you carve your initials into my penpal in Ghana. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I love the garbage man. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt silly before our friendship. Good luck with your short term leave from jail, -Brittsy-

NickelbackLuver · March 2009

Dear no one, I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our horoscopes don't match. I think I realized it When I quoted Santa In your camping car and I saw you Carve your initials into Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand That we're cousins. I'm returning Your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Never will forget The apartment building. Go burn, Nickel I slobbered with my best friend's hamster Because they took my taco.

Berton · March 2009

Well im wearing a white hoodie, and a pink t-shirt and I was bored so I did two of the second xD I slapped a monkey because I said I could and I slapped a monkey because I keep it gangsta

Kazuko · March 2009

Dear Wheaty: I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining a cult. I think I realized it that night at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my mustard souffle. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your hamster as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about a new life as a clone. Go burn, Kazuko I cried with a homeless guy because I keep it gangster.

reina__ · March 2009

Dear (Reggie): I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok as you ate enchiladas and I saw you sit on the crazy clown. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that lephrechauns exist. I'm returning you contact book, the cut toenails, and your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your chinchilla as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of our friendship. In pain, Reina ...... :shock: I cried for my true love because I hate my front lawn. LOL

MondyFlax · March 2009

Dear person: I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over. I think I realized it the first of may outside of Chicago and I saw you carve your initials into my mustard souffle. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep your collection as butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of our friendship . Go burn, Mondy HAH. o.o I ate a fork because I am awesome and I do what I want. LMFAO

DiamondPuppy0809 · March 2009

Dear... BOBCAT<33 & SHAMEH, I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining a cult. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa in your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning the cut toenails and pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep your love note as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked a new life as a clone. Greetings to your frog, Leonard, - Ludie xD Bahaha. And yes, I had already posted the second one sometime ago but I'm DOING IT AGAIN! ;D I slobbered with some old guy because I keep it gangsta. o.o Oh, woooooow. XDDDDDD

kimyo · March 2009

Dear xxx, I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when I threw up outside of Chicago and I saw you carve your initials into the crazy clown. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I told my confession today about Eggplant-fetishism. Greetings to your freaky family, KimYo Oh geez... xD I kicked an ipod because I'm cool like that. xD

Alliieennss · March 2009

xDDDDDDDDDDD ohman , all of those were hilarious.

Berton · March 2009

I slapped a monkey because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Alliieennss · March 2009

xDDD mean. I'd slap a person for that much though x3.

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