The Chronicles of Dreamy.

<span style="font-size:75">After being called weird quite a few(million) times, and getting married to Mr. Google and all.. Well. I thought I'd give amusing my family on VP a try. =D<br><br>So. I'll just post here once a day with something I find a bit amusing that happened that day. So!<br><br>Bolding the name is talking, italics are thinking, underline is action/talking.<br>Look at me, all organized.<br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Feb. 11th</span><br><br>Today in 'school' we were studying analogies.<br>So.. It went a little bit something like this.<br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Mom:</span> When you put a bandage or a cloth of some sort tightly around the neck of a gourd, it will cause everything but the neck to grow...<br><br><span style="font-style:italic">Me:</span> Oh! Gourd = Baby elephant! *imagines* o.O<br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Mom:</span> ... Which then forms a bottle shape.<br><br><span style="font-style:italic">Me:</span> o_________o<br><br><span style="text-decoration:underline">Sister:</span> *raises hand* Mom.. What's a gourd?<br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Mom:</span> It's sort of like a pumpkin. <br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Me:</span> WHAT? Here I was, all freaked out, thinking it was a baby elephant! GOSH!<br><span style="font-weight:bold"><br>Mom:</span> o.O<br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Sister:</span> ...Guess you got kinda confused then when she starting talkin' 'bout the bottle shaped neck, huh?</span>