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Twilight Parodies! xD
I was goofing around on fanfiction and I found a bunch of twilight song parodies and I thought you guys might enjoy them XP<br><br>-- i did not write any of these --<br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Werewolf song (llama song)</span><br><br>Here’s a werewolf<br>There’s a werewolf<br>And another little werewolf<br>Fuzzy werewolf,<br>Funny werewolf,<br>Werewolf, werewolf,<br>Dog.<br><br>Werewolf, werewolf,<br>Embry, werewolf<br>Werewolf, Quil<br>Samuel, Seth<br>Werewolf, Werewolf, Werewolf<br>Jared, Werewolf<br>Werewolf, Werewolf,<br>Dog.<br><br>I was once a human<br>I lived in a house<br>But I never saw the way the big wolf killed the mouse.<br><br>I had only changed last year<br>But it told a tale<br>And now listen, little werewolf, to the safety rail.<br><br>Did you ever see a werewolf kiss a werewolf on the werewolf?<br>Werewolf’s werewolf<br>Smells like werewolf<br>Werewolf, werewolf,<br>Dog.<br>Is this how it’s told now?<br>Is it all so old?<br>Is it made of vamp venom?<br>Hard, scary, and cold.<br><br>Now my song is wearing thin<br>I’ve run out of dialogue<br>Time for me to phase back<br>And become a dog.<br><br>...<br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">I Ate a Guy ( I kissed a girl – katy perry)</span><br><br>This was never the way I planned<br>Not my intention<br>I got so thirsty, and lost my discretion<br>It's not what, I'm used to<br>Wanna try some human blood<br>I'm curious for you<br>Your scent caught my attention<br><br>I ate a guy and I liked it<br>The taste of his AB negative<br>I ate a guy just to try it<br>I hope Carlisle doesn't mind it<br>It felt so wrong, it felt so right<br>Now I’m not thirsty tonight<br>I ate a guy and I liked it, I liked it<br><br>No, I don't even know your name<br>It doesn't matter,<br>You are my first human game<br>Just vampire nature,<br>It's not what veggie vamps do<br>Not how they should behave<br>Your scent got me so confused<br>Hard to not obey<br><br>I ate a guy and I liked it<br>The taste of his AB negative<br>I ate a guy just to try it<br>I hope Carlisle doesn't mind it<br>It felt so wrong, it felt so right<br>Now I’m not thirsty tonight<br>I ate a guy and I liked it, I liked it<br><br>Us vamps we are so magical<br>pale skin, red lips, so beautiful<br>Hard to resist so vamptastical<br>Too good to deny it<br>Ain't no big deal, it's innocent<br><br>I ate a guy and I liked it<br>The taste of his AB negative<br>I ate a guy just to try it<br>I hope Carlisle doesn't mind it<br>It felt so wrong, it felt so right<br>Now I’m not thirsty tonight<br>I ate a guy and I liked it, I liked it<br><br>...<br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Burnin’ up a vampire (burnin up – jonas brothers)</span><br><br> (Jacob) I'm hot, you're cold<br>You say I’m weird, but you glow.<br>You hunt<br><br>(Emmett)You do too.<br>And it bugs me how you’re slow<br><br>(Jacob) I'm getting ready the fire<br>Now you’re going to get what you deserve<br>The fire is bigger and hotter<br>'Cause I'm burnin' up, burnin' up a vampire<br><br>{Edward} You stink (you stink) So bad (so bad)<br>It’s driving me…mad<br><br>(Jacob) Blood meals (blood meals)<br>don’t impress (Don’t impress)<br>A wolf like me<br>Better get Jared and Seth<br><br>(Jacob) I'm getting ready the fire<br>Now you’re going to get what you deserve<br>The fire is bigger and hotter<br>'Cause I'm burnin' up, burnin' up a vampire<br><br> (Emmett) Walk in the room<br>All I can smell is you, oh, making me gag<br>I think Rose agrees too (Rose: Yup)<br><br> (Jacob) I'm getting ready the fire<br>Now you’re going to get what you deserve<br>The fire is bigger and hotter<br>'Cause I'm burnin' up, burnin' up a vampire<br>I'm getting ready the fire<br>Now you’re going to get what you deserve<br>The fire is bigger and hotter<br>'Cause I'm burnin' up, burnin' up a vampire<br><br> (Jacob) We're burnin' up the coven tonight<br>Gonna sing it loud, gonna feel it right<br>Get up and fight don't try to hide it<br>Big J's for real, and that's no lie<br>Stop, drop, and roll, or else you’ll die<br>Keeps on burnin up, more and more<br><br>I got them with me<br>Layin' it down<br>Now come on boys<br>Lets bring the Cullen’s around!<br><br>(Jacob) I'm getting ready the fire (Seth: No!)<br>Now you’re going to get what you deserve<br>The fire is bigger and hotter<br>'Cause I'm burnin' up<br>Burnin' up a vampire<br><br>...<br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Best of both worlds (best of both worlds – Hannah Montana)<br>(this is Nessie singing)<br></span><br><br>Oh yeah<br>Come on<br>I get the werewolf boyfriend (ohohoh)<br>With an aunt to always take you shopping<br>Alice always knows the latest trends<br>Living with them is always exciting<br><br>It’s dull when I have to hear how my parents met,<br>But I drive a fancy sports car<br><br>I get the best of both worlds<br>With a boyfriend who’s pro,<br>And the best parents I know<br>I get the best of both worlds<br>Mix it all together<br>And I know that it's the best of both worlds<br>The best of both worlds<br><br>I get to travel everywhere (Hey Zafrina!)<br>Meet vampires from all over the world<br>Being two species is a little weird (yeah)<br>With all the trouble that the Volturi knows<br><br>Yeah I’m not really your average girl<br>Because in the light I look like a star<br><br>I get the best of both worlds<br>With a boyfriend who’s pro,<br>And the best parents I know<br>I get the best of both worlds<br>Mix it all together<br>And I know that it's the best of both worlds<br><br>...<br><br><br>Volturi Under Land (winter wonderland)<br>The Volturi bring<br>the fresh humans<br>And then Jane<br>Will share where she’s been<br><br>A most terrible sight<br>At least they’re happy tonight<br>Converging in the Volturi Under land<br><br>Drained away are the humans<br>Here to stay, is Alec, Jane’s twin.<br>He shakes Aro’s hand, as he bravely stands<br>Converging in the Volturi Underland<br><br>In the lobby, they can start a fire<br>Then they can throw vampires in<br>Caius says, “That was fun.â€
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