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Some of you may not know it but I went to the beach this weekend xD<br><br>The bad part was that I was sick for most of yesterday.<br><br>The good part.... well... here are the top ten reasons my mom hates me.<br><br>10. We weren't supposed to buy stuff. At all. But at the gas station I bought a giant bag of pizza flavored combos while my parents were in the restroom. I ate about half of them before I decided it would be way more fun to throw them at my siblings instead.<br><br>9. I pretended to be most of the flock from Maximum Ride. I touched things and shouted out what color they were. I stood against the wall and tried to blend. I tried to influence my mother to buy me a cappuccino at Starbucks with my mind. I talked nonstop.<br><br>8. We went to this place called Alligator Adventure, which was like a mini-zoo. About every few feet I'd go "NOBODY MOVE. DROPPED ME BRAIN."<br><br>7. On the subject of POTC, I also watched the third one. Four times. In a row.<br><br>6. On the way there AND back, every 10-15 minutes or so, I'd randomly go "I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT"<br><br>5. I walked around the pool area with my eyes closed, arms outstretched in front of me. Then I fell. Into the pool. Apparently the pool was way below where my arms were.<br><br>4. I did cannonballs into the hot tub. Even though it was only 3 feet deep.<br><br>3. Jumanji was on ABC Family, so I was watching it in the hotel room. Then around 11 pm, my mom came in and told us it was bedtime. She turned off the TV. I screamed, fell of the bed, and hit my head on the nightstand, then went "OW OW OW" so loud that someone from the room next door came over to see if we were alright.<br><br>2. I brought along my stuffed cocker spaniel Jasper. I was snuggling him like the whole time, and whenever my brother or sister tried to touch him, I was all "TOUCH JASPER AND YOU DIE." And they touched him anyways, so I chased them around the room until I got yelled at.<br><br>Aannnd the number one reason my mom hates me right now...<br><br>-drumroll-<br><br>1. At Alligator Adventure, they had a crocodile there that was 20 freaking feet long! I tried to climb in the cage.<br><ul class="bb-list-unordered">Mom: WHY?! Why would you do that?!<br>Me: He looks so mad. I thought he needed a hug. <br></ul><br>On another note, we stopped at Max & Erma's on the way home. After having a small fit because it said "MAX" I got some chocolate chip cookies which were DELICIOUS.
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