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rofl Weird Day
Haha I had an interesting day<br><br>At lunch, my friend and I were play-fighting as usual and I was pretending to be Jane from Twilight for whatever reason xD<br><br>Me: -kicks leg-<br>Friend: OW! That hurt!<br>Me: It's all in your head!<br>Her: ...<br>Me: -pinches arm-<br>Her: Cut that out, it hurrts!!! -pretends to cry-<br>Me: It's all in your head!<br>Her: NO IT ISN'T!<br>Me: -hits head-<br>Her: STOP or I'll tell [insert teacher name here]<br>Me: IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD!<br>Her: No its... Oh wait it is! -laughs and falls off chair- -laughs harder-<br><br>Then on the bus this really obnoxious guy was all staring at me...<br><br>Me: What are you staring at?<br>Him: Do you have a boyfriend?<br>Me: Heck n--- I mean, why yes I do, his name is Jasper Hale.<br>Him: I don't anyone named Jasper, and I know everyone here.<br>Me: He's a senior in high school.<br>Him: ... <br>Me: In Washington. It's a long-distance relationship.<br>Him: Oh, cool. So can I have your phone number?<br>Me: Sorry, I don't have a phone in my cardboard box that I live in. <br>Me: -wiggles in seat- Ohh my cell is vibrating! -pulls out phone and pretends to answer- Hello?<br>Him: ...<br>Me: Oh hey Jasper! ... Yeah ... Awesome! See you after school then! ... I love you too! Bye! -pretends to hang up-<br>Him: That wasn't your boyfriend! I bet you don't even have one!<br>Me: IT WAS TOO! And don't mess with me 'cause he's a vampire<br>Him: ... Um, what?<br>Me: AND HE COULD KILL YOU. AND HE WOULD ENJOY IT. <br>Him: Liar!<br>Me: That's what happened to guy who used to sit there -points to seat in front of and shakes head- Poor, poor Dylan. -pretends to cry-<br><br>I had a lot more to say but I had to get off at my stop xD<br><br>My best friend was sitting next to me and she (who has read Twilight) was cracking up the whole time 
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