a homeless dog's letter to santa

<span style="font-size:75">Dear Santa.<br><br>I've been awful good this year<br>I've buried all my bones!<br>So I'll ask for just one thing my dear<br>Do you think you could find me a home?<br><br>I've watched all the families pass me by<br>Wanting a puppy for their children<br>I know I may be an older guy<br>But I can be good fun!<br><br>I'm well behaved, I'm clean and kind<br>You should see my coat's sheen!<br>And when they pull my ears I promise I won't mind<br>And I wont eat human food, I'll stick to canine cuisine!<br><br>So this year what I'd really like<br>Is to ride with you in your sleigh<br>Drop me off next to Billy's trike?<br>I don't want to be a stray<br><br>Love,<br>Fido</span><br><br>Well, its not the best, really...<br>Yeah, I was sort of a little sad after I saw one of the Midlands' animal rescue things in the city centre, and decided to write this for all the stray dogs, cats, rodents, equines, reptiles, amphibians, birds, and fish who won't have a home for the holidays.