Every year the deaf school in my town puts on a huanted house. And it's suppose to be one of the best huanted houses in the town. So me, my bff(K), her mom, and our friend (M) went to it last night. It was me and M's 1st time ever going to a huanted house because we're wimps like that.
:P <br><br>So was it really the best huanted house in town? Oh yeah. A real big hint would be when they've got 3 signs near the entrance that say <span style="color:red">Warning: Not for people with heart conditions, seizures, pregnant women, or people with weak-knee syndrome.</span> That and when you run into a bunch of people from school who already went through and claimed they all nearly started to cry or pee their pants.<br><br>And so, Silver has learned a few thing from that night.<br>1) There is now reason to belive K's mom might be slightly demented, nothing even startled her and she was laughing the whole time.<br>2) If you and K start singing "Just Keep Swimming", you will get yelled at by M to shut up, because that song just makes it worse.<br>3) If you are one the right side of the huddle (M) you will get most of the things jumping out at you near the end. If you are on the left(Silver) you will get most of the things jumping out at you near the beginning. You will also be the one getting stuck in the doorways, and getting rammed into furniture by K and M. (I almost fell into a bathtub once -_-)<br>4) Running in circles around your group a couple times, then clenching to your bff's arm, really helps to clam you down. Same with biting your bff's sweater hood.
<br>5)Never take directions from a zombie. You just don't.<br>6)When stopped by a clown with beads, DO NOT look behind you. There will be a dead clown with blue hair that has been stalking you the whole time.<br>7) Clowns are scary. Dead clowns are scarier. Dead clowns running at you with chainsaws in a narrow cooridor lit by strobe lights will keep you up, lying in bed, looking like this :shock: , until 4 in the morning.<br><br><span style="font-size:150">H<span style="color:orange">A</span>P<span style="color:orange">P</span>Y <span style="color:orange">H</span>A<span style="color:orange">L</span>L<span style="color:orange">O</span>W<span style="color:orange">E</span>E<span style="color:orange">N </span> </span>