Singing the wrong lyrics to a song xD<br>Infront of several people o.o;
"I am carrying all my hatred and contempt for power, its laws, its authority, its society, and I have no room for guilt or fear of punishment."-Diego Rios
Semper Fi.
lol, wow guys.<br><br><br>A few yrs. ago, in my Jr. yr. of highschool, I was tired, and had to do a presentation on the Boston Tea Party... Someone asked me where the boats had been docked at... and instead of the Boston Harbor... I said "Britain".
If you've ordered anything, please be patient with me. Having volcano/ash troubles. Msg me for more info, and I'll get back to you asap!! Thankies!!
XD<br><br>So my sister and I have brown hair, but she is really blond.<br><br>My sister was putting pictures into the back of those three ring binders. I was thinking of the pictures slipping out and said "You should tape the back."<br>She looks at me like <span style="font-style:italic">WTF?</span> flips the binder to the back and goes "It doesn't tape."<br><br><span style="font-style:italic">Um yeah, it doesn't, you have to get tape and tape it...</span><br>My dad and I crack up laughing until she realized what she had said. XD
<span style="font-size:75">Wasn't mine.. Yet again. xD<br><br>*has an argument with ex-best-friend(call her E) and her friend(call her A)*<br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Me:</span> It'd be nice if you'd apologize you know..<br>*E and A stare*<br><span style="font-weight:bold">Me:</span> What?<br><span style="font-weight:bold">E:</span> *looks at A* Go on. Tell her.<br><span style="font-weight:bold">A:</span> You use <span style="font-style:italic">really</span> big words you know.<br><span style="font-weight:bold">Me:</span> o_O Like what?<br><span style="font-weight:bold">E:</span> <span style="font-style:italic">Apologize</span>? Haven't you ever heard of the word "sorry"?<br></span>
Ooh! Liz is perfect for this post.. but at the moment I can't think of many.. xD<br><br>Once at dinner I grabbed my glass of milk and poured it on my salad instead of dressing.. and I put ketchup on my carrots instead of dressing...
<span style="font-weight:bold">Friend's Blond Moments</span><br>Josh is eavesdropping on me and Anissa's conversation which somereaon was about plucking eyebrows.<br>Josh: I sometimes pluck my eyebrows too!<br>*Me and Anissa stare*<br>Josh: See! *Plucks eyelashes*<br><br>---<br>Me and friends: Hey chrissy?<br>Chrissy: YEah :DDD!?<br>M&F: Didja know that Guitars are made of Flamingo legs, cat whiskers and fish scales? <br>Chrissy: OMGG THATS HORRIBLE! I-I didn't know that! : []<br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Me Blond moments</span><br>ME: OMG Wheres my book *Waves it in my hand* <br>--<br>Me about running into a glass window thinking it was a door.<br><br>---<br>Brandon: Die Adam! *throws bat*<br>Within one second I walk to the otherside of the room and turn my head to see whats going on then WHAM. A result in a small scar on my eyebrow that bleeded bad o.o...<br><br>--<br>Me: 2+5 ...I know this THINK! *Brain dead*<br>I sit there for awhile.<br>Me: Fish....Steaks...Pepsi FAMILY GUy....erm... God dang its easy...Umm fruit with flowers..ITS 7 HAHAHA! <br>*Maniac laughter that everyone finally thought I lost it*<br><br>Much more too >>
"Discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in New Eyes."
When I was little I did this. At Christmas we hang the stockings on the fireplace and we set like these statue things on them to keep them hanging and I pulled the stocking down. Causing the statue to come crashing down on my head, now theres a scar on my forehead. <br><br>Then I was cutting something open, and threw the scizzors in the trash can instead of the actual trash
this happened at dinner tonight XD<br><br>my brother, can sometimes act blonde. Hes sitting there, and suddenly reaches over, and shakes moms arm, and is like "Daaad!" We all just stare then crack up laughing, then say at the same time "Thats mom!"<br>youd think an 8 year old can tell gender differances by now XD
Comments
Semper Fi.
"Discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in New Eyes."