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You Know you read too much twilight when....
-you watch the opening credits on TV because you KNOW the executive producer's name is <br>Edward.<br>-you go to the bookstore to take back a book you just bought with vampires as characters <br>and only read the first couple pages, then realized that the book didn't even compare to <br>Twilight..<br>-You flip out if you see 'Edward' or 'Cullen'. <br>-Your favorite topic to discuss is Twilight<br>-You can never shut up about Twilight at school. People automatically assumed you were <br>insane because of it.<br>-you are up at 3 AM posting on Twilight Lexicon Discussion Forums.<br>-you start comparing characters to people you know in school/real life.<br>-Your mother has to attempt to hide your books to make sure you study for finals<br>-You embed Twilight quotes into your daily life so that only your best friend (and your <br>Twihard companion) understands<br>-you squeal at the sight or a Cullen car of Bella's truck<br>-You meet someone that has the name Alice or Emily and automatically relate them to twilight.<br>-You start an Edward and Jacob fight at a book release party and are about to beat someone <br>up because they called Jacob a stank dog.<br>-you now think all boys are immature and insignificant, and you won't go for anyone less <br>than edward!<br>-You want to name your first girl child Isabella marie.<br>-You stalk some guys wearing Team Mike T-shirts at a book release until they agree to <br>explain themselves. After they do, you pull out every argument you can against them. <br>(even after you've encouraged the fact that they added a Team Mike bowl at the voting table)<br>-You pretend to be sick so that you can lie in bed all day and read Edward/Bella lemons<br>-You are finally proud that had you been a boy, your name would have been Edward<br>-You have added 'visit Forks, Washington' to your list of things to do before you die.<br>-After reading Twilight, you have started driving just a bit faster than you used to.<br>-You notice every time someone says a name that was mentioned in Twilight-even if it was <br>just once.<br>-You are willing to trade in your adorable car that you love for a beat up red pick-up truck <br>in hopes of finding your Edward.<br>-You've read all four of the Twilight books aloud, pretending that you are Bella, and <br>acting out her actions<br>-When you pracitically have a heart attack when you see a silver volvo, but freak out even <br>more when you notice that it's an old lady driving it, and you start yelling, "You're not <br>Edward Cullen! You have no right!!! NONE!"<br>-When you start telling people that it's a beautiful day when it's pouring rain outside.<br>-When you register for a website, no matter what it is, and your screen name is somehow <br>Twilight-related<br>-you hear a song, you find some way to link it back to Twilight<br>-you have this perfume you always wore while reading Twilight so now whenever you smell it <br>you get a Twilight related Deja Vu.<br>-You know your obsessed with Twilight when you do a very loud fangirl-ish squee when <br>listening to the radio because they were playing an Advertisement for Breaking Dawn.<br>-you spend a good hour and a half attempting to make an Edward Bracelet.<br>-you've already made yourself a twilight fan shirt and are now planning to make another <br>five or six...(printed on the back and on the front so you don't need a dozen of shirts...)<br>and when you're friend calls you insane you start to argue with him cause he is always <br>walking around in shirts of his favourite band<br>-you freak out when a girl from your tennis club tells you her father has got a porsche 911<br> then she asks you: "what's so special about it? it's just a car." you answer: "hello? <br>it's a porsche 911! what color is it?" "dark blue" "oh well...then you're right. it's <br>just a car."<br>-you notice that the cinema you're normally going to has huge posters of popular films <br>hanging at the walls or standing on the ground (the ones with 3 d paper figures) and you <br>whisper to your best and twilight obsessed friend: if they've got such a thing for the <br>twilight movie we're going to steal it!" "yes, great idea....and...how excatly are we <br>going to get it out of the door?" "i think it's better to ask if we can take it home first."<br>-you are constantly thinking about twilight related things, unconsciously. ex. when your <br>friend asks if you know a good mecanhic, you say jacob black without thinking, and she <br>goes "who's he?" and you have to blush and say," uh,. sorry, he's a fictional character in <br>a book."<br>-you suddenly find out your best male friend is pretty much like jacob you stare at him at <br>shock and gasp: "oh my god you're like jacob!"and when he asks you who the hell jacob is <br>you grap your twilight and give it to him with the words: "go, read, come back. and if <br>something happens with that book i'll kill you."<br>-You find yourself thinking "What would Bella do?" And then deciding according to what <br>she would do.<br>-Being told "Wow you are so pale" is one of the best compliments you can recieve.<br>-You wear suncreen everywhere just to make sure you don't get a tan.<br>-You carry the books around with you everywhere, even if you aren't reading them<br>-EVERYTHING can be related back to twilight.<br>-You find yourself absent mindlessly doodling quotes and twilight related phrases <br>through all of your school books<br>-You threaten to slaughter anyone who dares to insult the books.<br>-Every conversation you have involves Twilight in some way<br>-You refuse to accept the fact Twilight is not real<br>-you are watching televison and the commercials are playing you see an add that has the <br>name 'Emmett' in it and you pause the screen. You then stare at said TV for 5 minutes <br>straight, just looking at Emmett's name<br>-When you get told in class by one of your friends that you remind her of Alice and you <br>can't help but grin and ask if your friend wants her future told. Thus resulting in your <br>friend rolling her eyes at you.<br>-When you consider combining your mother and mother-in-law's names to create the name for <br>your daughter.<br>-you consider jumping off a cliff.<br>-when you attempt to read a non-Twilight book but you keep making connections between the <br>book and Twilight so you have to stop reading.<br>-your friends come to you for advice and you tell them something that Alice said.<br>-When you email a realty company called JASON SCOTT to ask them if you could possibly have <br>one of their signs to hang in your room, your explanation being that Jason Scott is the <br>alias of a character in one of your favorite books<br>-Whenever you make Spagetti you think of when Charlie burnt the noodles in Eclipse<br>-You say "hold tight spider-monkey" when you give someone a piggy back<br>-You got bored in class and created 'International I 
[insert Twilight character of <br>the day] Day'<br>-You trip over and say "I just pulled a Bella"<br>-You almost danced around the bookshop when you got Breaking Dawn<br>-when you nickname your best friend bella and yourself alice, cause you are like alice and <br>she's like bella<br>-You stop talking mid-sentence and then stare in awe at a brand new yellow sports car..<br>then you frantically look for what kind of car it is..only to find out it is a Mazda..<br>- You spend an hour and a half on building a "You Know you read too much twilight when...."<br>list 
[insert Twilight character of <br>the day] Day'<br>-You trip over and say "I just pulled a Bella"<br>-You almost danced around the bookshop when you got Breaking Dawn<br>-when you nickname your best friend bella and yourself alice, cause you are like alice and <br>she's like bella<br>-You stop talking mid-sentence and then stare in awe at a brand new yellow sports car..<br>then you frantically look for what kind of car it is..only to find out it is a Mazda..<br>- You spend an hour and a half on building a "You Know you read too much twilight when...."<br>list 
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Please call me Star! Theres too many midnights on VP!
Semper Fi.
22/100 mill so far
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Please call me Star! Theres too many midnights on VP!
Semper Fi.
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22/100 mill so far
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Semper Fi.
22/100 mill so far
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Semper Fi.
22/100 mill so far
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Semper Fi.
Please call me Star! Theres too many midnights on VP!
Semper Fi.
Please call me Star! Theres too many midnights on VP!
Semper Fi.
Please call me Star! Theres too many midnights on VP!
Semper Fi.
Please call me Star! Theres too many midnights on VP!
Semper Fi.
Please call me Star! Theres too many midnights on VP!
Semper Fi.
Please call me Star! Theres too many midnights on VP!
Please call me Star! Theres too many midnights on VP!
22/100 mill so far
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