Vitamin Water.. :D

<span style="text-decoration:underline">Dragonfruit</span><br><span style="font-style:italic">legally, we are prohibited from making exaggerated claims about the <br>potency of the nutrients in this bottle. therefore, legally we wouldn’t<br>tell you that after drinking this, eugene from kansas started using<br>horseshoes as a thighmaster or that this drink gave agnes from<br>delaware enough strength to bench press llamas. heck, we can’t even<br>tell you this drink gives you the power to do a thousand pinkie<br>pushups… just ask mike in queens.<br><br>legally, we can’t say stuff like that — ’cause that would be wrong, you<br>know?<br><br>vitamins + water = all you need. for best results, stick it in the fridge.<br>the inside is natural. the outside is plastic.</span><br><br><span style="text-decoration:underline">Orange-orange</span><span style="font-style:italic"><br>ah, orange juice commercials. funny stuff. mom cheerily prepares <br>some huge breakfast while the rest of her family sleeps. sure, this <br>could happen. but every morning? please. maybe if mom were heavily<br>medicated, in which case, we wouldn’t condone operating a stove or<br>any electrical appliance.<br><br>for those of us who don’t live in an orange juice commercial, there’s <br>still a way to get your morning nutrition. this product has calcium and <br>lots of vitamin c, so you can get your day started right, minus the <br>whole stepford mom thing.<br><br>vitamins + water = all you need. for best results, stick it in the fridge. <br>the inside is natural. the outside is plastic.</span><br><br><br>I love the sayings on those..<br>GAH, i can't think of anymore.<br>If you know more..add it to the list