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Worlds worst pickuplines

"Hey, Beautiful" (or some other form of beautiful)<br><br>"If you were a booger, I would pick you first" <br><br>"I lost my number, can I have yours?"<br><br>"Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes" <br><br>"If I made the alphabet I would put 'u' and 'i' together"<br><br>Im no Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your bedrock! <br><br>Man -Are you tired? <br>Replie - No why? <br>Man - Cause you been running through my mind all night<br><br>Add your own xD
"I am carrying all my hatred and contempt for power, its laws, its authority, its society, and I have no room for guilt or fear of punishment."-Diego Rios
Semper Fi.

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  • "Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes"<br><br>"If I made the alphabet I would put 'u' and 'i' together"
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  • Added, those are good xD
    "I am carrying all my hatred and contempt for power, its laws, its authority, its society, and I have no room for guilt or fear of punishment."-Diego Rios
    Semper Fi.
  • Im no Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your bedrock!<br><br>Man -Are you tired? <br>Replie - No why?<br>Man - Cause you been running through my mind all night
  • lmfao, those are good!
    "I am carrying all my hatred and contempt for power, its laws, its authority, its society, and I have no room for guilt or fear of punishment."-Diego Rios
    Semper Fi.
  • If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?<br>Shoulder count! *count your shoulders then the person next to you and you will have your arm around them*
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    "Discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in New Eyes."
  • <span style="font-size:75">Guy: Did it hurt?<br>Girl: What?<br>Guy: When you fell from Heaven. <br><br>-_______-</span>
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    10.31.10 ❤
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