<span style="font-size:75">Well

<br>my mom's friend's husband<br>His name is Brandon<br>Has totally made a new song for me

<br>He's usually quiet, but today he isn't

<br><br>Brandon: My name is Tia[my name] and you know what I got?<br>My mom: What do you got?<br>Brandon: Arms and legs so short they call me tator tot <br>Me: -glare-<br>Brandon: Aw, cheer up Tator Tot<br><br>AND<br><br>Brandon: My name is Tia and you know what I got?<br>My mom: What do you got?<br>Brandon: A mouth so big they call it a parking lot.<br>Me: -another glare-<br>Brandon: That's the biggest thing on you tator tot.<br><br>Yes. My nickname around here is Tator Tot -_-<br><br>BLAH</span>
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