Horror Movie Survival Guide.

IRawrSkittles · July 2008

If any of you ever decide to be in a horror movie, here is the survival guide: 1. When you think you've killed the monster, never check to see if it's dead. 2. If you find your house is built on a cemetary, the previous owners were stark mad, move away immediately. 3. Never read a book of ghost summoning aloud, even for a joke. 4. Do not search the basement, especially if the power goes out. 5. If you're children speak in Latin, or another language they should not know, in a voice that is not theirs. RUN. 6. If you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off or go alone. 7. Never stand on, around or near a tomb, grave, crypt or any house of the dead. 8. If you're searching for a noise, and find out it's the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life. 9. If appliances opperate by themselves, move out. 10. Do not take anything from the dead. 11. If you find a town that looks deserted, it's probably for a good reason. Stay away 12. Also, if you are runnin from the monster, expect to trip or fall at least twice. More if you are a female. Also, even though the monster is barely moving, its still fast enough to catch up 13. If your companions start to show weird characteristics, such as hissing, glowing eyes, increasing harriness, and so on, run away, 14. If your car runs out of gas in the middle of the night, do not go to a creepy looking house and use the phone 15. Listen closely to the soundtrack and the audience. They know more than you do.

BuffyBoarding · July 2008

Randomness much darky?

IRawrSkittles · July 2008

Yup. But stay alive xD

Masko · July 2008

:shock:

Masko · July 2008

Wait what about porcelain dolls?? Add something about if your dog is stuck upstairs and you little sister has a porcelain doll, RUN!

Ranger · July 2008

lol darky that was hillarious! I was crying I was laughing so hard, that made my day lol

SunnyDaysDontLie · July 2008

pmsl, thats hilarious, darkers O_o

IRawrSkittles · July 2008

Hah. Just wanted to make sure you guys stayed alive. Ya know Stayin' alive Stayin' alive ah ah ah ah

Doggirl1995 · July 2008

Oh goody, I'mma be in a horror movie now

XD

Pepper97 · July 2008

People in Sweeny Todd violated rules # 1(Judge Turpan) 10(Mrs. Lovett took from Mr. Perrelli) 11 (They never listened to the soundtrack or made movements to the sounds) And don't even make me go into Pirates of the Carribean. They violated#s 1(Jack Sparrow looked back at dead things many times) 4(He went to the bottom of the ship with a candle and found bootstrap bill) 5(The Cannibls) 6(Many people went to many places alone) 7(Jack ran through the cemetary and fell into a hole) 11(The island that held someone's organ, dun wanna ruin the movie for someone) 12(He never tripped when runnin away from Davy)

Silver Husky · July 2008

DarknessLies wrote:

I 12. Also, if you are runnin from the monster, expect to trip or fall at least twice. More if you are a female. Also, even though the monster is barely moving, its still fast enough to catch up

LoL, I always found that funny that whenever there was a super slow monster (mostly zombies) that it still managed to catch and kill everyone. :P

SunnyDaysDontLie · July 2008

Chuckie iss after you :twisted: (I prolly just scared the crap outta mehself)

Pepper97 · July 2008

SunnyDaysDontLie wrote:

(I prolly just scared the crap outta mehself)

O.O

SunnyDaysDontLie · July 2008

Haha

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Horror Movie Survival Guide.

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