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Things to make you smile.
<span style="font-size:75">1. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.<br>2. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me<br>3. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.<br>4. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why in the world is the room spinning, medicine.<br>5. <span style="font-weight:bold">For the ops[haha jk]</span> Being over the hill is better than being under it.<br>6. Wrinkled is not one the things I want to be when I grow up.<br>7. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up 3,000 times the memory.<br>8. The trouble with life is: there's no background music!<br>9. Friends are like eagles, you never find them flying in flocks.<br>10. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach him to use the Net, he won't bother you for weeks.<br><br>:]</span>
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Semper Fi.