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My mom sent me this e-mail:<br><br>Little Zachary was doing very badly in math.<br>His parents had tried everything...Tutors,<br>Mentors, flash cards, Special learning centers.<br>In short, everything They could think of to<br>help his math.<br><br>Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took<br>Zachary down and enrolled him<br>in the local Catholic school. After the first<br>day, little Zachary came home with a very<br>serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss<br>his mother Hello. Instead, he went straight to<br>his room and started studying. Books and papers<br>were spread out all over the room and little<br>Zachary was hard at work. His mother was amazed.<br>She called him down to dinner.<br><br>To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back<br>to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back<br>hitting the books as hard as before. This went on<br>for some time, day after day, while the mother<br>tried to understand what made all the difference.<br>Finally, little Zachary brought home his report<br>card...He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his<br>room and hit the books...With great trepidation,<br>his Mom looked at it and to her great surprise,<br>little Zachary got an "A" in math. She could no<br>longer hold her curiosity.<br><br>She went to his room and said, "Son, what was it?<br>Was it the nuns?" Little Zachary looked at her and<br>shook his head, no. "Well, then," she replied,<br>Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the<br>uniforms? "WHAT WAS IT ALREADY?"<br><br>Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on<br>the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to<br>the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."<br><br><br><br><br>I'm so bored, this is actually funny to me XD
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