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Breeding!
Woot! Topleaf's breeding is open! Oh my! (Okay I will stop) <br>Anyways, you are sitting in your kennel wondering to yourself, <span style="font-style:italic">Who in the world will breed my virtualdogs? Who in the globe can I trust with my loyal companions? <span style="font-weight:bold">WHO can I trust not to eat my dogs?</span></span><br><br>Well you have come to the right place. Not only do I breed dogs, I also will give you them free of charge, <span style="font-weight:bold">AND</span> return the female.<br><br> :shock: I know, you are staring in shock. A real live sponsor breeder? One with a whole 100 skill points in breeding? <br><br>YES!<br><br><br>Now that you are over the shock, you can smile 
<-Start out small 
<-Gets wider, Then suddenly you fall to the floor in hiccuping comvulsions, weeping, and hoping it isn't just a dream all at the same time.<br>If it was only just a memory... all those sad days spent without a Topleaf sponsor breeder to breed your dogs.<br><br><br>Okay now down to business. <br>For all of those amazing things stated above what do I charge????? <br>A mere 10k <br><br>That is ($10,000.00) VPC. (Virtualpups cash)<br><br>Stop crying, it is true, I am here. Shhhhhhhhh, there now. Your dogs will be bred, shhhhhh, *weeping turns to soft sobs, until it fades entirely*<br><br><br>Where: Topleaf's sponsor breeding kennel! : contracts all go to Topleaf!<br>When: Anytime over the course of the next while, until I close again and you suffer from withdrawal from such a heavenly thing.<br>Why: Because VP needs me!<br>How: You send me 2 dogs, I breed them, you get your original 2 dogs back, and miraculously; ALL their newborn offspring.<br>RSVP: by Posting here.
<-Start out small <-Gets wider, Then suddenly you fall to the floor in hiccuping comvulsions, weeping, and hoping it isn't just a dream all at the same time.<br>If it was only just a memory... all those sad days spent without a Topleaf sponsor breeder to breed your dogs.<br><br><br>Okay now down to business. <br>For all of those amazing things stated above what do I charge????? <br>A mere 10k <br><br>That is ($10,000.00) VPC. (Virtualpups cash)<br><br>Stop crying, it is true, I am here. Shhhhhhhhh, there now. Your dogs will be bred, shhhhhh, *weeping turns to soft sobs, until it fades entirely*<br><br><br>Where: Topleaf's sponsor breeding kennel! : contracts all go to Topleaf!<br>When: Anytime over the course of the next while, until I close again and you suffer from withdrawal from such a heavenly thing.<br>Why: Because VP needs me!<br>How: You send me 2 dogs, I breed them, you get your original 2 dogs back, and miraculously; ALL their newborn offspring.<br>RSVP: by Posting here. 
<-Lenny *hugs lolo*
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