Well, I feel accomplished.

I was watching this anime when I get a phone call from an area code out of state (California, I found out). There was a lady on the other line, sounding really stressed out.<br><br>"Hello, is Joe there?"<br>"You have the wrong number?"<br>"Are you sure? That can't be. All the numbers I've been given to contact Joe are wrong numbers. This was supposed to be her mother's number but-"<br>"I'm not Joe or her mother."<br>"That can't be true- I... need to get in contact with Joe. This may sound crazy, but she left her snake here, and he got loose and I have my 11-year old son in the house and-"<br>"Calm down. First off, do you know where the sna-"<br>"And I don't know what to do an-"<br>"Do you know where the snake is?"<br>"Yes, he's in my dresser."<br>"Have you called animal control?"<br>"Do you have their number?"<br>"No, I'm not even in the same state as you."<br>"Well-"<br>"What kind of snake is it?"<br>"I don't know! Joe left it here and-"<br>"Alright. Call animal control. You can find the number online or in the phone book."<br>"Do I type in animalcontrol.com?"<br>"No. Go to Google. Type in your state, or even your city and 'animal control' after it. It'll give you the number."<br>"Okay..."<br>"Call the number, they'll tell you what to do, or they'll come get the snake themself."<br>"Alright, but what do I do about my son?"<br>"That should be obvious. Close the door of the room where the snake is, and keep your kid out of that bloody room. Got it memorized?"<br>"Yes... thank you... bye."<br>"Bye."<br><br>So yeah. Totally saved her from having a heart attack or something. xD And I managed to make a Kingdom Hearts II reference. For. The. Win. =D<br><br>...I did tell her the right thing to do, right? XD I was just spouting the first things that popped into my head. Hope it worked.