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Kim's Caution List!
<span style="text-decoration:underline"><span style="font-weight:bold">In case of a fire:</span></span><br><br>1. Look for the fire. You never know what's going to spark up your life. <br>2. After you find the source of the fire, grab a stick and a marshmellow. Always have a positive attitude in a bittersweet disaster.<br>3. After eating your warm and fresh s'mores, head outside. So the door knobs might be hot/warm, so grab a pair of socks and shove them on your hands. Always be cautious!<br>4. Outside the house, call a few friends over on your cell phone! It's great to spend time with friends and socialize during a bonfire. Everyone enjoys one.<br>5. The fire is out but the firefighters are still there. What do you do? Water Balloon Fight!<br>6. Grab a bunch of balloons, fill them up with water, and you'll forget the fire! Way to go!<br><span style="text-decoration:underline"><br><span style="font-weight:bold">In case of a tornado:</span></span><br><br>1. Open the door. It's a great view from there.<br>2. Walk outside. The breeze will make you cool off and you can relax from the screaming radios.<br>3. Bring a lawnchair outside. As stated before, the view is great. I love watching tornadoes swarming around me.<br>4. Write your will. Just in case. 
<br>5. Buy a soda dispenser. You'll get thirsty soon. The wind will dry out your mouth, so be prepared to grab a drink from the dispenser.<br>6. Enjoy the moment. You'll feel like you're flying high after you witness the beauty of Mother Nature.<br><span style="font-size:75"><br>(please people, don't do this. =D Be smart and read an actual warning?)</span><br><br>If you have any other ideas, please post them here! I'd love to make some for you! <br><br><span style="font-size:200">A Special Message From Safety Kim</span>
<br>5. Buy a soda dispenser. You'll get thirsty soon. The wind will dry out your mouth, so be prepared to grab a drink from the dispenser.<br>6. Enjoy the moment. You'll feel like you're flying high after you witness the beauty of Mother Nature.<br><span style="font-size:75"><br>(please people, don't do this. =D Be smart and read an actual warning?)</span><br><br>If you have any other ideas, please post them here! I'd love to make some for you! <br><br><span style="font-size:200">A Special Message From Safety Kim</span> 
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Semper Fi.
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