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Answering Machine Recordings? =)

Well, this is one of my rare posts =) and I'm just curious of any funny answering machine recordings you've used =)<br><br><span style="font-weight:bold"><span style="text-decoration:underline">Already Used</span></span><br><br>1.) Hello?.....Hey! What's up?...Me too..How are you?!...Me too!..Guess what?..I'm not in right now! Leave a message and we'll talk later <br>2.) Hey this is Tia [Coca-Cola Theme singing] Do do do do Sorry we're not home..Thank you for calling when we are gone..do do do do do Leave us a message after the tone! And we'll get back to you, when we get home<br>3.) Hello, this is Tia’s voice. Tia’s not in right now. Hey! Have you ever lost YOUR voice? Well believe me, when I find her again, I have a few choice words I need to say. But while I’m looking for her, leave a message.<br>4.) Hey this is Tia, and with the start of a new year, I have decided to make some changes. Leave a message, and if I don’t call you back, you’re one of those changes.<br>5.) Hello, you’ve reached [insert number], the Apartment at the end of Universe. If you’re looking for Tia, leave your name, number, a message, or a combination of the 3. But remember, keep hands, feet, personal objects, and everything else inside the vehicle at all times. Enjoy leaving a message!<br>6.) Hey this is Tia, I can’t come to the phone right now because I’m confused. Well, actually I can come to the phone now, I mean like, I’m at the phone now, recording this message, but I’m doing it now while you’re listening to it later, except for you I guess it’s like Now, like when you’re listening to it…I mean like wait, gosh. This is so confusing!<br><br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Current Recording</span><br><br>Hi this is Tia, I’m not in right now, but guess what?! You have been entered into our grand prize give away! First prize is 1 million dollars, second prize, you get a call back from me! Good luck!

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  • This is my favorite, my best friend used it<br><br><br>Hello? (pause long enough for you to answer) Ha! I got you! Leave a message, I'll get back to yah if I want.<br><br>It got me everytime for a month, but then it wwas his brother turn to put the message.<br><br>I really like #4 :D
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  • *snickerfits*<br>I left this message at someones house<br>"Hello.This is Bruiser...Yes this is a dog speaking...yes I am odd...Your giving me 1 MILLION dollars!...I`ll be right over!"*snickerfits again*
  • I just use the old fashioned.<br>"Hello..... hello? Hello? He-loo can you here me? You are cutting out! (long pause) .............. Please leave your name and number :]
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  • Mine is;<br><br>Hello? *long pause* Just kidding! This is the answering machine! You know the drill!<br><br><br>People hate it XD
    Bye.
  • xD I don't have one, but my boyfriend's has amused me.<br><br><br>"Hello? . . . Hello? . . . Oh. That's right. I'm not here right now... so... uh... leave a message or I'll... eat your children."
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