Darky's Parodies [3 done]

Tehe <br><br>I made up this parody awhile ago, dunno if I posted it or not <br><br><span style="font-size:150"><span style="font-weight:bold">Bananas</span> Gwen Stefani Parody</span><br><br>Uh huh, this ain’t my shirt<br>All the grandma’s tap your canes like this<br><br>A few times I wore this shirt<br>So I didn’t know that I looked like dirt<br>I didn’t know it was my grandma’s (no)<br>Didn’t know it was my grandma’s<br><br>A few times I wore this shirt<br>So I didn’t know that I looked like dirt<br>I didn’t know it was my grandma’s (no)<br>Didn’t know it was my grandma’s<br><br>Oooh, not my shirt, not my shirt<br>Oooh, not my shirt, not my shirt<br>Oooh, not my shirt, not my shirt<br>Oooh, not my shirt, not my shirt<br><br>Heard that you liked my shirt<br>And you just wanted to steal it<br>People hear you talking like that Think you’re just an odd one<br>So, I’m ready to go, going far away<br>Gonna give it back, gonna apologize<br>That’s right, it ain’t my shirt, its my grandma’s<br><br>A few times I wore this shirt<br>So I didn’t know that I looked like dirt<br>I didn’t know it was my grandma’s (no)<br>Didn’t know it was my grandma’s<br><br>A few times I wore this shirt<br>So I didn’t know that I looked like dirt<br>I didn’t know it was my grandma’s (no)<br>Didn’t know it was my grandma’s<br><br>Oooh, not my shirt, not my shirt<br>Oooh, not my shirt, not my shirt<br>Oooh, not my shirt, not my shirt<br>Oooh, not my shirt, not my shirt<br>So that’s right chick, you liked the shirt<br>The shirt that was an old ladies<br>No one can believe you liked the shirt, you must be crazy<br>So I’m gonna go, gonna give it back<br>Gonna let my grandma take it<br>That’s right, you psycho weirdo, it’s an old ladies’<br><br>A few times I wore this shirt<br>So I didn’t know that I looked like dirt<br>I didn’t know it was my grandma’s (no)<br>Didn’t know it was my grandma’s<br><br>A few times I wore this shirt<br>So I didn’t know that I looked like dirt<br>I didn’t know it was my grandma’s (no)<br>Didn’t know it was my grandma’s<br><br>Oooh, not my shirt, not my shirt<br>Oooh, not my shirt, not my shirt<br>Oooh, not my shirt, not my shirt<br>Oooh, not my shirt, not my shirt<br><br>Let’s hear you say:<br><br>This shirt is my grandma’s<br>(Oh no, it’s my grandma’s)<br>This shirt is my grandma’s<br>(Oh no, it’s my grandma’s)<br>This shirt is my grandma’s<br>(Oh no, it’s my grandma’s)<br>This shirt is my grandma’s<br>(Oh no, it’s my grandma’s)<br><br>A few times I wore this shirt<br>So I didn’t know that I looked like dirt<br>I didn’t know it was my grandma’s (no)<br>Didn’t know it was my grandma’s<br><br>A few times I wore this shirt<br>So I didn’t know that I looked like dirt<br>I didn’t know it was my grandma’s (no)<br>Didn’t know it was my grandma’s<br><br>Oooh, not my shirt, not my shirt<br>Oooh, not my shirt, not my shirt<br>Oooh, not my shirt, not my shirt<br>Oooh, not my shirt, not my shirt<br><br><span style="font-size:150"><span style="font-weight:bold">Bubbly</span> Colbie Caillat</span><br><br>[spoken] Will you pay my bills?<br><br>I’ve been broke for awhile now<br>Can’t even afford to eat a cow<br>‘Cause every time I get money<br>I lose it all, oh honey<br><br>And it starts with the bills<br>And the medical pills<br>And then I add clothes<br>Medicine for my nose<br>Party expenses<br>House payment, rent and<br>Fun for a night<br>Let’s not fight<br><br>Rain is falling on our shabby roof<br>I think it’s gonna cave in soon<br>Can’t afford to fix it right<br>Hope it lasts another night<br><br>And it starts with the bills<br>And the medical pills<br>And then I add clothes<br>Medicine for my nose<br>Party expenses<br>House payment, rent and<br>Fun for a night<br>Let’s not fight <br><br>My mom can’t come to stay<br>Every day she’s drifts away<br>I just *Sigh*<br><br>And it starts with the bills<br>And the medical pills<br>And then I add clothes<br>Medicine for my nose<br>Party expenses<br>House payment, rent and<br>Fun for a night<br>Let’s not fight<br><br>Bum da bum da bum bum da bum bum dum bum<br><br>We can’t live this way forever now<br>We’re not happy and I don’t know how<br>How we ended the way we did<br>We can’t even afford a kid<br><br>And it starts with the bills<br>And the medical pills<br>And then I add clothes<br>Medicine for my nose<br>Party expenses<br>House payment, rent and<br>Fun for a night<br>Let’s not fight<br><br>We’re broke, we’re broke, we’re broke<br>We’re broke, we’re broke, we’re broke<br><br>We’re broke <br>Everyone knows<br>Keep money away<br>We can’t stay<br><br><span style="font-size:150"><span style="font-weight:bold">Girlfriend</span> Avril Lavigne</span><br>Neigh Neigh! <br>Moo moo!<br>Welcome to my farm now!<br>Woof woof!<br>Meow Meow!<br>I think I need a new cow!<br><br>Baa Baa!<br>Cluck Cluck!<br>Little baby orange ducks!<br>Oink Oink!<br>Vroom vroom!<br>Plowing with my pick-up truck!<br><br>It’s so hard<br>On the farm<br>But it’s exciting <br>Animals<br>Pick-up trucks<br>And horseback riding<br>Yee-haw cowboys call<br>And we impress them<br>Cowboy hats<br>Truck beds [flat]<br>And campfire singin<br><br>We’re all, so together<br>Our farm is so much better<br>Than a city our a town<br>Cause we can really get down<br><br>Neigh Neigh! <br>Moo moo!<br>Welcome to my farm now!<br>Woof woof!<br>Meow Meow!<br>I think I need a new cow!<br><br>Baa Baa!<br>Cluck Cluck!<br>Little baby orange ducks!<br>Oink Oink!<br>Vroom vroom!<br>Plowing with my pick-up truck!<br><br>I can hear the way, hear the way you laugh out loud<br>When our John Deere tractors plow around<br>When we drive away we hear you laugh<br>Hear you talk about us behind our backs<br>So why don’t you say it, say it to our face<br>Say it loud and we’ll horse race<br>And we’ll smear you in the mud again<br>[And again and again and again]<br><br>We’re all, so together<br>Our farm is so much better<br>Than a city our a town<br>Cause we can really get down<br><br>Neigh Neigh! <br>Moo moo!<br>Welcome to my farm now!<br>Woof woof!<br>Meow Meow!<br>I think I need a new cow!<br><br>Baa Baa!<br>Cluck Cluck!<br>Little baby orange ducks!<br>Oink Oink!<br>Vroom vroom!<br>Plowing with my pick-up truck!<br><br>In a minute we’ll be having a party<br>Cause we can, cause we can party hardy<br>The mud is deep so we’re gonna sink in!<br>Why not come in, what are you thinking?<br><br>Neigh Neigh! <br>Moo moo!<br>Welcome to my farm now!<br>Woof woof!<br>Meow Meow!<br>I think I need a new cow!<br><br>Baa Baa!<br>Cluck Cluck!<br>Little baby orange ducks!<br>Oink Oink!<br>Vroom vroom!<br>Plowing with my pick-up truck!<br><br><br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Do not steal</span><br><br>I am currently working on one for Bubbly and I need more suggestions <br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Songs yet to come</span><br>Hey There Delilah<br>Umbrella<br><br>=)