<span style="color:indigo"><span style="font-size:92">rofl. I got it all into a paragraph. Possibly some mistakes. All from the beginning. xD Someone else started a paragraph, so I started from where they stopped and added the rest.<br><br>One day, my cat, named Lilly, ate a frog's foot, on the coffee table, that is sitting in the garage, that is about to collapse, because the cat slammed into a wheel-barrel and then two fairies, bonked against Chanel's keyboard last night. When the orangutans made a pie, stuffed with chicken feet. Later that fell into a massive yellow hole, never to lay eggs, until the cat climbs to the top of Mt. Everest, which will always be throwing snow into my glass that originally held fried worms. After that, my dog drop-kicked the Blue ops into plastic trains, but they didn't fit. So then, the potatoes got smashed, and seasoned with some garlic salt, making them grow into purple monsters who were squishing play-doh. Soon after, my granny ate a purple frog that was very salty and quite disgusting, but surprisingly tasted like CDs, which is kind of weird. I told my mom that I lost my favorite collection of shampoo bottles, which I am fond of. She hid behind the large box of old doorknobs, where she began to sharpen lotion very energetically. When then, something became Bunny Tara and munched on a big chocolate egg, which ate sweaters, and seemed to maul the lavender pie that burned my throat, so I exploded into another peaceful oblivion and then I cried. Tonight, I will probably go into a crazy mood that will send me back to Japan, where he shopped for many stingrays, that were colored and tasty. It seemed, they were dangerous and poisonous. So, O instantly called 911. Seeing that I was the leg in this awfully crazy, banana infested, and very depilated, building, i began skipping away, into the Dark Wood, were a disco ball was duplicating and shooting stars in all directions. The angry DVD player did a stupid thing, where into fell old toothbrushes and cried, "I've lost my tooth!" but seriously, it's a thing that caused a mild tragedy, of a big, toothless, flying cow, that was chewing on something that ate my barking parakeet, which ate my cat, that liked big cheese, that was hairy. Today i felt my annoyed hair on my fuzzy shoe box. It colored with a large, but smelly, sticky, polka-dot dragonfly, just because, puppets fly on top of old, and really stinky muffins ate dogs. Later on, I flew into outer-space and was wearing a pretzel hat with a large, green monster head next to the purple dog and it flew into the starry sky that had plenty of pink monkeys that were jumping on a big pink ice-cream that went Supercalifragilisticexpialidoucious because they were hyper, random, silly, and funny cool. They then ran into head first, with the truck and then, it blew up to bits, because it hit Mars and scientists tore their shirt off and thongs because they were mad at their thongs and flip-flops. But the scientists' wives, who made chocolate bunnies, loved fashion, then died of old farting habits. Lately, the squid in the museum spit large eminims at the puny little ant. It yelled, "That Darn Chocolate Bunny ate my wife's foot." He swallowed a pill, but the doctor said, "Oh my goodness! The rainbow cow ate you!" Holy chickens, after the blue kangaroo pooped on Big Bad wolf and little red farting cow killed Fred's green sock which lived around houses of dogfur were placed at random. Betty Lou walked to the Grand Canyon, fallng into a the center of hell into laughter and happiness. of Mheaton. Marry Lou meet Whoony she said, "ily george and I want to kiss you." George said, "It's true!" My Grandmother played dead Thursday night when a fuzzy ant Bit grandpa. George wears unchanged underwear that has one of his old thongs and bras on. It was too small for wifey she wanted to have red monkeys in her rainbow purse she decided to see a dinosaur back in myrtle beach where the sumo wrestlers drink coconuts. Lemons grow on trees where fartbananas love berries for lawn-mowers eat gorillas no they rock in a place a dog went to the park and ate a bone but granma stole it and got money for lawnmower bananas. Then did a backflip and a flippy kartwheel and broke her neck then thought jellyfish are uglie. Flying bananas have ears that are pink and covered with potato sauce, sneeze, and cought and purple dots. Lazer tag with dragons is as fun as walking dogsat a dog park karate armadillos playing footballs bitting kids with kites that are slimy and smelly with scissors to get hit on the purple nose with a turtle that sings songs with a blue mouse that eats blue cheese and he bit his green tail and started yelling at the cow for nipping his foot. Then dancing the old man cried no no not my kitty cat with a smelly hat! Bright stars are so beautiful when they sparkle with trees they go to the fair every time geese run threw the wall yelling at a mongoose to stop eating a kazoo that went woo and smelled a bad fish with wings that</span></span>
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22/100 mill so far
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22/100 mill so far
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Hope everyone enjoys 2009!