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Doctor's Advice :]

IRawrSkittlesIRawrSkittles
edited February 2008 in General Discussion
Here's some advice from an amazing doctor:<br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Q:</span> I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?<br><span style="font-weight:bold">A:</span> Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste<br>them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.<br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Q:</span> How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?<br><span style="font-weight:bold">A:</span> Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.<br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Q:</span> What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? <br><span style="font-weight:bold">A:</span> Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!<br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Q:</span> Aren't fried foods bad for you?<br><span style="font-weight:bold">A:</span> You're not listening....Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?<br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Q:</span> Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the<br>middle?<br><span style="font-weight:bold">A:</span> Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.<br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Q:</span> Is chocolate bad for me?<br><span style="font-weight:bold">A:</span> Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable. It's the best feel-good food around! <br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Q:</span> Is swimming good for your figure?<br><span style="font-weight:bold">A:</span> If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.<br><br><span style="font-weight:bold">Q:</span> Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?<br><span style="font-weight:bold">A:</span> Hey! 'Round' is a shape!<br><br>Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

Comments

  • RanitaRanita
    76.24.141.135
    haha thats cute omg and soo true everyone should be proud of their body!
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  • IRawrSkittlesIRawrSkittles
    67.172.14.98
    :] I know, right? =) They need to be whacked in the head with an old breadstick until they like themselves.
  • RanitaRanita
    76.24.141.135
    i remember i had went to the doctors and they took my weight and they asked me if i was happy with it since it was like 120 and i was like of course the nurse gave me the nastiest look ever omg and i knew im mostly muscle, no one should ever stare themselves or do anything for other people. :wink:
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  • IRawrSkittlesIRawrSkittles
    67.172.14.98
    ^.^ <br><br>I like the way I am =)
  • Firekeeper3Firekeeper3
    67.163.58.3
    Heh.<br><br>I love that doctor. I should start going there from now on. :D<br><br>I think the whale question would have to be my favorite. Either that or body/fat ratio one. ^^
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  • Sea OatsSea Oats
    75.181.162.126
    Haha, again Liar, you never cease to amaze me xD And I love this doctor x3
    <span style="font-size: 10pt;">rLHC1jx.gif </span><div><span style="font-size: 10pt;">sophierue.png</span><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;">oh I swear to ya, I'll be there for ya.
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