57 Things To Do in Walmart

Jazz · January 2008

Got the idea from Dream, thought it was funny... so: 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, â€œI think weâ€™ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,â€

a-sap · January 2008

:shock: How'd you find my daily Walmart to-do list xD Love it

Jazz · January 2008

xD I added six more

Silver Husky · January 2008

roflmbo! those are great.

but you forgot hide in the middle of the round clothing racks and scream at the random people when the push the clothes to the side

Jazz · January 2008

-runs to add-

UnknownDreamland · January 2008

What can I say? I'm a trend setter.

Jazz · January 2008

You sure are... I emailed this, and the one about the elevators to all my friends xD

Layout · January 2008

xD One time I was in a store and there was an old guy sleeping on a couch. I was like what the heck!?

Pepper97 · May 2008

xD Good one Jazz. I like both of the 53's (Yesh, there are 2) and 55 and 51.

Mikey Makita · May 2008

I saw a list like this in another forum xD PBs to be exact.Who stole de list? XD

Pepper97 · May 2008

58 ) When someone walks by, hug him/her and start talking away like you are bffl's.

SunnyDaysDontLie · May 2008

Damnit, Jazz, I nearly swallowd my gum

OMG, that was so dang funneh!

Jazz · May 2008

I've done 2, 5, 9, 12, 19, 25, 27, 28, 36, 38, 56, and 57 xD

SunnyDaysDontLie · May 2008

Ebil xD

Jazz · May 2008

Oh, the adventures I have in Walmart xD

Doggirl1995 · May 2008

53. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 53. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie." There's actually 58 xD I am so trying this in Wal-Mart! xD

Devilabc · May 2008

LMAO that is hilarious

Ranger · May 2008

Lmbo i've done 2 6 9 12 14 16 20 36 37 46 57 lol its awesome I didn't put m&ms on layaway, i put a 40 cent pack of gum on layaway and said "Okay for allowance I make 10 cents a week so... I'll be back in 3 weeks" and sauntered off lol also go through singing Disney princess songs off the top of your lungs and at the "love" parts grab a random person and sing it to them in front of everybody And last but not least go to the place with reading glasses and grab the biggest nerdiest pair and put them on, then grab your mom/guardian and like hug them and very loudly praise them for the attractive glasses they bought you and how they improve your looks and keep raving about them! when I did that, like 10 ppl just stopped and stared, my mom about died of embarrassment, my friend went and hid in the other isle, It was awesome also if you see like a bike with flames on the sides start screaming it on fire (haven't tried that one yet)

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57 Things To Do in Walmart

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