Jazz is now... an IGOMP?

lmao<br><br>Here's the talk my friends and I had at lunch.<br><br>*I as a joke I asked my friend A if she hates civilians*<br><br>A: Do you and C count as civilians?<br>C: Of course not. We're important government officials.<br>A: Do you realize how lame that sounded?<br>Me: Yup, and we're also really adults... we're just midgets. *nods importantly, then breaks out laughing*<br>A: You are not!<br>C: We are too!<br>Me: Are YOU a midget too, A?<br>A: No!<br>C: Well, she is pretty short...<br>Me: She's a midget! I bet at night she comes here, and wears all black and a mask, and has a squirt gun, and does all these awesome spy moves.<br>C: *starts laughing*<br>Me: And she also has a twin, and they have these matching Hannah Montana rings, and they glow when they're together, and so she and her twin, go and slap fists, and they're all "WonderMidgets unite!*<br>A: *stares* So you guys are IGOMPs?<br>C: What's an IGOMP?<br>A: An Important Goverment Official Midget Person.<br>C: Yup, that's us!<br>Me: Renal-DUH!<br>A: Renalduh? What kind of word is that?<br>Me: A Jazzie kind of word *sticks out tongue*<br><br>Later, C wrote IGOMP on a piece of paper and taped it to my jacket... so now I'm apparently an Important Government Official Midget Person...<br><br>The funny thing is, I'm not even that short xD I'm taller than most people my age... I'm like 5' 4" or something like that.<br><br>Ah, the things we come up with sometimes...