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Hardwork XD

IRawrSkittlesIRawrSkittles
edited January 2008 in General Discussion
This is strictly a mathematical viewpoint, it goes something like this:<br><br>What does it mean to give 100%? What does it mean to give more than 100%? Ever wonder about these people who say they are giving more than 100%? <br>We all have been to those meetings, where someone wants you to give more than 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?<br><br>Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:<br><br>If:<br><br>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z<br><br>is represented as:<br><br>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26<br><br>Then, <br><br>H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K<br>8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%<br><br>and<br><br>K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E<br>11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%<br><br>But<br><br>A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E<br>1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100%<br><br>but look how far ass kissing will get you<br><br>A-S-S K-I-S-S-I-N-G<br>1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118%<br><br><br>So, one can conclude:<br><br>While <span style="font-weight:bold">Knowledge</span> and <span style="font-weight:bold">Hardwork</span> will get you close, and <span style="font-weight:bold">Attitude</span> will get you there, it's the <span style="font-weight:bold">Ass kissing</span> that puts you over the top.<br><br>XD

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