Can Somebody Help?

I need to write a 5-7 sentence biography about my baby nephew, written from his point of view, so it's basically an autobiography. Something funny. I have absolutely no idea what to write. <br>If anyone could kind of map out something for me, or even write the whole thing, I'll love you forever. And give you a free training or two. I just really need something. <br>He's 18 months old, born June 2nd, 2006. <br>His name is Sebastian. <br>He has naturally spiky hair, kind of like a little guido, except I'm not sure if I should include that. But he's known for his hair, so maybe something about that? <br>He loves cell phones, pressing the off button on the tv, and dancing. <br>And bouncing around. <br>If you need any more information, just ask. <br>Thanks so much :]